Steiff Mother`s Day Teddy Bear. Holding Flowers, Has Gift Card

 

 

Such a nice bear!  She stands 8 inches tall, pure mohair, so soft!  Fully jointed hips and shoulders, she is holding a bouquet of roses and has "thank you" on her left foot, orignally intended for Mother's day 2000, she has her original "Wichtige Informationen" tags attached, her ear tag that identifies her as Made in Germany by Steiff, she comes complete with her stand, a very pretty bear!

 

EAN:028137

First Year:2000

 

 Last Year:2000

Material:Mohair

 

Inches:8

 

 Centimeters:21

 

Box:No

 

 Certificate:No

Vibrator

A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.

'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women' said the woman.

'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke. After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had enough.

'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can do anything for me that my vibrator can't!'

'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said. 'let's see your vibrator do that?'

Steiff Special Edition 1993 ILTBC-Gold 1909 -9" Teddy Bear

 

 

1993 Special edition I.L.T.B.C. 1909 Gold Mohair Steiff Teddy Bear

9" Teddy Bear
Jointed with black eyes
with tag and button

 

 

 

Dirty Jokes

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."

Dirty Joke about Little Billy

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Sex Questions and Answers

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.

Drowning A Bee

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

I like your thinking

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Three Died Because of A Woman.

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Two married buddies

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

House Rules

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Dirty jokes

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

Be Observant

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Steiff Fiep Gray Mouse

STEIFF MADE GERMANY MOUSE "FIEP" KNOPF IM OHR 056253..

MISSING NOSE...

GOOD COLOR GOOD FUR,,WHITE BELLY...

I wish I had bigger tits

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

Steiff Dog Snuffi Hund 16 077333 With Tags 16 cm

Steiff Dog Snuffi Hund 16 077333 With Tags 16 cm (approx. 6"). No tears or stains. Excellent condition.

LIMITED EDITION 2152 of only 5000 - Steiff Teddy Bear 1997 "SPRING FLOWER"

So very soft and sweet "Spring Flower"

This beautiful bear stands 13" tall to the top of his hat

I love the lime green color

LIMITED EDITION 2152/5000

He is very clean-never played with. He has been in a hutch sense purchase in Germany in 1997

So he's about to turn sweet 16 this Spring.

NO STAINS - NO RIPS - NO HOLES

PERFECT EAR TAG (I forgot to take a picture of the back side of the tag-if you need to see,

I can take one-just send me a message :-) It says:

L. ED.

5,000 pcs.

Springflower

02152

C E on right side of tag

(gold colored rivet with Steiff imprinted on it holds the tag to the ear

Fabulous little Steiff Cosy Peky with Silver button, tag and medallion

Your looking at the the most adorable little Steiff short haired Pekinese Dog who is in immaculate condition so much so that his ears are still sllip stitched down (as made) ....
.Steiff Cosy Peky Pekinese 5070/20 full IDS.

Made by Steiff in Germany
Made of the highest quality dralon in a sandy cream and white with a darker muzzle.
This Steiff has been produced partly by hand
from original patterns, using the finest natural materials.
All bears & animals with the button in ear
have been made by hand with loving care.
Another secret of Steiff success is the bear & animal,
unique and inimitable expression.

Indeed is a typical Steiff expression! He has Black and white Plastic eyes and a stitched nose. his mouth is on a seam line and has the faintest hint of a little tongue.
He was born between 1968 and 1978... he does not look his age! He is sitting down and measures 8in/20cm tall and 9in/23cm from chest to tip of tail.This little dog would be a great addition to any Steiff animal collection.... go on grab a bargain! he has a low starting price to ensure a quick sale. Thanks for looking and please take a moment to look at my other items for sale.

This is a jointed ceramic teddy by Steiff and Enesco, as can be seen.

This is in really very good condition and comes with its original box, but there is no pewter miniature present.

Steiff Classic

Steiff Classic Bär 25 cm EAN 000423 aus einer Sammlungsauflösung der Bär wurde nur in einem Karton gelagert, aus einem tierfreien Nichtraucherhaushalt komplett mit allen Anhängern, siehe Scan !

nice Teddy from Steiff Classic Bear unused, no smoking and no animals at home, with all buttons

STEIFF Soft Teddy Bear Brown 30cm 022777

EAN: 022777

Low Value: $15.74 High Value: $20.31 Tag Color: Yellow

Country: N/A Limited Edition: No First Year: 2006 Last Year: 2006 Material: Woven Fur Inches: 12 Centimeters: 30 Box: No Certificate: No Jointed: No Body Color: Brown

Steiff Classic 1909 Chocolate Brown Bear, Jointed, Squeaker

EAN: 000423

Low Value: $92.09 High Value: $95.53 Tag Color: Yellow

Country: N/A Limited Edition: No First Year: 1993 Last Year: 1999 Material: Mohair Inches: 9 Centimeters: 25 Box: No Certificate: No Jointed: Yes Body Color: Brown 1995 Sortiment Page #: 397 1999 Sortiment Page #: 0 Eye Type: Plastic Eyes Eye Color: Brown

http://www.steiffvalues.com/SteiffDetails.aspx?sid=2061&name=Classic 1909 Chocolate Brown Bear, Jointed, Squeaker

Dirty Jokes

What did the battery say to the gynecologist? It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!

Meals on wheels

What is it called if two people in wheelchairs are having oral sex? Meals on wheels.

How To Grow Longer Cucumbers?

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

Daddy, where did I come from? - Sex Joke

"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

How to have Standards?

Ha ha ha ha .......... Want to have Standards? Just use the Rakyat's money to achieve. Ha ha ha.......

 

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Yen Yen slams Loke for 'lacking standards'

Nigel Aw 6:46PM Nov 6, 2012

Dogged by the high cost of the Pacific Asia Travel Association (Pata) conference held in April this year, Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen indicated that her DAP counterpart who had hammered at the issue lacked standards.

"Do not think them (attendees) as tourists, they are not tourists, they are leaders of the tourism industry.

"It is the most important (conference) in Asia Pacific, therefore we needed to ensure that the program projects an image of 'Malaysia Boleh'," she told Parliament this afternoon.

She was responding to Anthony Loke (DAP-Rasah) who had queried about the cost of the conference, which had ballooned from RM1.7 million to RM3.4 million.

Loke (right) had further went by it item by item, including a RM17,000 painting as souvenir for Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin, who officiated the event.

Among other items that Loke had highlighted on were the high cost of meals for conference members and a banner for the event that costed a whopping RM1,500.

"If RM150 per head for dinner in Kuala Lumpur, it is not an issue. If you cannot accept, then sorry, this is international standard, not Rasah's standard," said Ng.
At this, Loke stood up to interject, saying: "I know you have a lot of standard".

However, Ng refused to allow Loke to speak and shot him down: "You drop our standards, no need (to interject)".

Addressing the RM17,000 gift for Muhyiddin, Ng pointed out that Malaysian paintings have fetched RM30 million within three months this year.
However, Loke again interjected: "I did not say the painting did not have standard, I asked why the need to give one to the deputy prime minister, don't give grandmother's story".

Responding to this, Ng said: "This is to promote (our paintings) to the world, what is the trouble if we give a souvenir drawn by locals to our deputy prime minister? We can show (conference members) this is a painting by Malaysians".

Wee: Ng a 'tourist minister'

Earlier, Ng had poured scorn on Wee Choo Keong (Independent-Wangsa Maju) who labeled her as "tourist minister".

Wee (left) had accused Ng of spending more time being a tourist than tourism minister, including her trip to Austria to visit an ice hotel.

"I have never been to Austria before, you can check my passport," she said, accusing Wee of spreading falsehoods.

Wee then claimed that he could produce evidence of his claim, however, a fiery Ng demanded that they be presented to her immediately.

This eventually descended to a shouting match between the duo before Wee finally decided to back down.

Later, when exiting the Dewan Rakyat, Ng was greeted with cheers and applause from her officers for her fiery performance in the house.

Bringing your Pets For Holiday?????

Ha ha ha ...... Just see how innovative BolehLand's minister is. Issuing passports for pets? Ha ha ha ...

 

Don't the minister know that passports are for those who want to travel oversea.

 

Fancy bring your pet for holiday? In BolehLand it is now possible. The BolehLand government is going to issue passport for all pets. If  you have a frog, a cat, a snake, a spider or a lizard, now you can bring your pet for holiday? Isn't it wonderful? Ha ha ha ha .......

 

This proposal is from the PrawnMan minister. Ha ha ha ha ha ...

 

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Passports for pets to be a must, says Noh Omar

Bernama 5:24PM Nov 6, 2012

Malaysia may make it compulsory for owners of pets to have a passport for the animals, Agriculture and Agro-based Industries Minister Noh Omar said today.

He said the document would provide for a complete data collection of pets, help contain viral diseases and assist in tracking down missing pets, among others.

“We would discuss this initiative with local authorities and responsible bodies before the Animal Welfare Bill is tabled in Parliament, possibly next year,” he told reporters after opening the World Organisation for Animal Health’s (OIE) 3rd Global Conference on Animal Welfare in Kuala Lumpur.

Noh said that currently pet owners in the country could obtain the pet passport on a voluntary basis, from veterinary hospitals and registered private veterinary clinics.

At today’s event, Noh also launched the National Animal Welfare Strategic Plan 2012-2020 which, among others, aims to ensure that the welfare of animals in the country was in line with the law and regulations.

The comprehensive guidelines include strategic approaches towards moulding a caring society that is concerned about the welfare of animals.

Noh said that the ministry was keen that the plan be emulated by countries attending the two-day conference. About 400 people from 70 countries across the globe are taking part in the event.

In another development, he said the ministry was ready to face the flood season, with the necessary measures having been put in place.

“Compensation for crops damaged or destroyed by the floods will be handled by the National Security Council. At the ministry, we collect information on those affected,” he said.

- Bernama

 

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/213588

Making sandwiches - Sex Jokes

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Eating a sausage

One day Little Johnny asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room you and you're on top of Daddy, you say you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"

Walter

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join
her former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We
have five million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he
said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in
his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.  "Take her to Whirling
Walter!"

Three couples

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a
young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new
parishioners.  You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you
able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.

The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The man replied, "The first week was not too bad.  The
second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of
nights but, yes we made it."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church," said the pastor.

The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the
two weeks," the young man replied.

"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf
and dropped it.  When she bent over to pick it up, I was
over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome
in our church," stated the pastor.

"That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at
Wal-mart anymore either."

The Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks "What
do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert.

"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"

"Her chest!" says Peter.

"Peter, get out!  Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher
with disgust.  "And you, Johnny?"

"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."

A Sign

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."  A
policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd
either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying,
"JESUS SAVES."

They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said,
"Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion."
So the two ladies took their sign down and took off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on
their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to
catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read..........
"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER.....$50.00."

Kawasaki

A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with
a few Japanese business associates.  Having nothing to do
the night before his game, he decided to solicit the services
of a prostitute.

Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly
screamed out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he
figured it meant he was performing exceptionally well,
and so he kept going.

Again she screamed, "Kawasaki!  Kawasaki!" And again, he
smiled proudly at this congratulation and continued.

Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out
of bed and ran from the room. "Must have been too good for
her!" he thought to  himself, and went to sleep contented
with himself.

The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one
of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee
right into the cup for a hole-in-one!  Remembering his
new word and wanting to impress his associates with his
linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out "Kawasaki!"

Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked,
"What do you  mean, wrong hole?"

The Pill

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex.  The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it
into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor. She says, "Doc,
the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you
said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes
all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my
clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was
that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any
damages."

"Naah... ", she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to
Denny's anyway."

"Christianity knows no truth which is not the child of love and the parent of duty. "

Phillips Brooks

A bag of fruit

Another day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.
Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a
piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."

"Okay, first:  it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher,
wisely ignored him and picked Deborah,  who promptly answered
"An apple."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking.

Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and
brownish.

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him.   But she skips him again and
calls on Billy.

Is it a peach?"

"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato.  But I like your
thinking.

Here's another: it's long, yello, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.

"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in
my pocket.

Okay, I've got it:  it's round, hard, and it's got a head on
it."

"Johnny!" she cries.  "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your
thinking!

"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. "

Phillips Brooks

Subject: Abe

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a
phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.  As the
bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party ?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed
as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

"That's right.  My last four scores were seven years ago."

"Thought creates character."

Annie Bessant

Subject: 200 dollars?!

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage,
he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Ummm,
would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?"

She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "NO, I
WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!" Everyone in the bar is now
staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in
psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds at the top of his lungs,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 200 DOLLARS?!!!"

"No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has."

Henry Ward Beecher

Sex

I have serious problems when having sex.  Everytime I have sex,
my eyes start watering, I can't breathe, my heart rate goes
through the roof, my chest tightens, I go into convulsions, etc.
So, I go to the doctor to gets some answers to my unusual symptoms.
The doctor tells me my symptoms are due to the MACE.

"As diamond cuts diamond, and one hone smoothes a second, all the parts of intellect are whetstones to each other; and genius, which is but the result of their mutual sharpening, is character, too."

H. W. Bartol

"Character builds slowly, but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. Faith Baldwin

A character standard is far more important than even a gold standard. The success of all economic systems is still dependent upon both righteous leaders and righteous people. In the last analysis, our national future depends upon our national character that is, whether it is spiritually or materially minded."

Roger Ward Babson

ReWriting Records????

Ha ha ha ...... In BolehLand, record can be 'changed'??? Ha ha ha ..........

 

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Nazri: Businessman never arrested over RM40mil

Hazlan Zakaria 6:37PM Oct 22, 2012

The Malaysian government now insists that Sabah businessman Michael Chia was never caught in Hong Kong, nor was Chia arrested by the former British colony’s anti-corruption authorities.

“According to the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC), Michael Chia was never caught in Hong Kong.

“Hong Kong’s Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) never arrested Michael Chia,” Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz told the Dewan Rakyat today.

Nazri said the RM40 million seized from Chia (on right in picture above) and frozen was wired into an account and was not in the businessman’s possession as claimed by the opposition and reported in the media.

The de-facto law minister said this when winding up for the Prime Minister's Department during the committee stage of the Budget 2013 debate in the Dewan Rakyat today.

Money supposedly for Musa Aman

It has been reported that Chia was arrested with the cash in Hong Kong and the money was supposedly for Sabah Chief Minister Musa Aman. The money was allegedly payments to Musa from the Sabah timber industry.

Nazri said this in reply to questions from Opposition MPs who interjected during his speech and wanted him to clarify allegations that Chia was arrested with RM40 million in Singapore dollars and investigated for money laundering.

Earlier, Nazri said the Attorney-General's Chambers and the MACC had cooperated fully in the ICAC investigation, provided evidence and obtained testimonies as requested until the day the Hong Kong anti-graft body found Musa and Michael Chia were not involved in any corruption activity.

The charges were raised by Opposition MPs during the policy stage of the budget debate.

The MPs said the ICAC withdrew its investigations on money laundering against Chia because of no cooperation from the Attorney-General’s Chambers and the MACC which, dragged on the case for a far longer period than Hong Kong law allowed.

"Good habits are not made on birthdays, nor Christian character at the new year. The workshop of character is everyday life. The uneventful and commonplace hour is where the battle is lost or won." Maltbie Davenport Babcock,

"To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character." Aristotle

"Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them." Aristotle

"Such as are thy habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of thy soul?for the soul is dyed by the thoughts. Dye it then, with a continuous series of such thoughts as these?that where a man can live, there if he will, he can also live well." Marcus Antonius

"If you are not leaning, no one will let you down."

Dr. Robert Anthony

If your life is unselfish, if for others you live,

For not what you get, but how much you can give;

If you live close to God in his infinite grace?

You don?t have to tell it, it shows in your face."

Anonymous

The false, the deceit that you bear in your heart

Will not stay inside where it first got a start;

For sinew and blood are a thin veil of lace?

What you wear in your heart, you wear in your face.

"You don?t have to tell how you live each day,

You don?t have to say if you work or you play,

Attired, true barometer serves in the place,

However you life, it will show in your face.

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to his or her commitment to excellence, regardless of his or chosen field of endeavor.

Zig Ziglar

"You can't measure the heart of a champion."

Anonymous

"You can tell what a man is by what he does when he hasn?t anything to do."

Anonymous

When small men begin to cast long shadows, it is a sure sign that the sun is setting."

Anonymous

"Though a man without money is poor, a man with nothing but money is still poorer. Worldly gifts cannot bear up the spirits from fainting and sinking when trials and troubles come, any more than headache can be cured by a golden crown or toothache by a chain of pearls."

Anonymous

"When I do right, no one remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets."

Anonymous

"Reputation is what the world thinks a man is; character is what he really is."Anonymous

t Hopes or Wishful Thinking or Both??

The Rakyat of Malaysia, please 'do not disappoint' the PM, vote for anything but BN. Ha ha ha ha .....

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Najib hopes for strong mandate in 13th GE

2:12PM Oct 6, 2012

Prime Minister Najib Razak hopes that he will be given a strong mandate in the upcoming 13th general election to continue to deliver to the people and make Malaysia a fully developed nation by 2020.

Najib, speaking in an interview with 'CNBC Conversation' hosted by renowned anchor Martin Soong that was aired on Astro CNBC (Channel 518) today, said the next five years were very crucial for the government to fulfill commitments and promises made by previous leaders to the nation.

"I'd like to have a strong mandate, Martin. Because to achieve our vision of a fully developed nation by 2020, the next five years would be very crucial. Crucial, because you're talking about the last lap.

"You're talking about going down the stretch and this is the most critical part because we really have to deliver, " he said.

Najib was responding to a question as to how important the upcoming election was for him and also the importance of receiving a fresh mandate especially in transforming Malaysia into a developed country by 2020.

He said the transformation was a firm commitment made by the then prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad in the early 90s with his (Najib's) predecessor Abdullah Ahmad Badawi implementing part of it, and now it was his turn to deliver to the people.

Redistributing income

To a question, Najib, who is also finance minister, agreed that achieving sustainable and inclusive economic growth without upsetting the political landscape too much was one the challenges Malaysia faced in becoming a developed nation.

However, he stressed that the key to make Malaysian society more equitable was to get growth to redistribute income back to the people.

"Without growth, it will be a lose-lose situation. So if we get five to six percent within the time frame, then we will able to at the same time, ensure a more fair and equitable distribution of wealth in this country.

In the 30-minute interview, Najib said the move (to get growth) was working and that the numbers were looking more positive in terms of bumiputera participation.

"...but it's not just about the equity numbers. We must also make sure that there is a fair distribution of income between the different levels of income groups in this country," he said.

- Bernama
  http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/210938

"Reputation is the shell a man discards when he leaves life for immortality. His character he takes with him."Anonymous

Or, am I a wrecker, who walks the town


Content with the labor of tearing down?"

Anonymous

'TAPSY' STEIFF VINTAGE OLD BEAR 1980-1982

VERY BEAUTIFUL ORIGINAL STEIFF BEAR IN VERY GOOD CONDITION!


DATE MANUFACTURED 1980-1982

SERIAL COLLECTION 6210/30

28 CM TALL COME WITH BUTTON AND YELLOW TAG

MADE IN GERMANY

Friend interested in selling and asking price USD120.00 exclude delivery charges

Item was sold off on 7 October 2012.

Ability can take you the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
Zig Ziglar

"I am building a character that shall never know completion.


May I, as the days come and go, ever draw nearer to God through service to His children."Anonymous

"Character is a victory, not a gift."Anonymous