Ha ha ha Krishamudin...... No balls to make any decision, just shut up lah.
Just wonder is it a easy decision to make to scrap ISA? Maybe not. It is a matter whether you got the balls to do so or not. ha ha ha
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Decision on Maths and Science not an easy one, say Hishamuddin
PUTRAJAYA, July 8 — Former Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said today the scrapping of the policy on the teaching and learning of Science and Mathematics in English was not an easy decision.
Hishammuddin, who is now the Home Minister, said the decision, however, was supported by the majority who saw it as most appropriate based on studies which saw less than encouraging examination results among students.
“It was not an easy decision and it is impossible to satisfy everyone,” he told a news conference after chairing a post-cabinet meeting at his ministry today.
The government today decided to revert the teaching and learning of Science and Mathematics to the Malay language, effective 2012.
Hishammuddin said all quarters should accept the decision with an open heart as it had gone through a comprehensive process, from roundtable discussions to obtaining feedback at the grassroots level.
“I would also like to congratulate Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin who is Education Minister for putting forward a convincing argument on the matter based on facts,” he said.
He said the decision was made after a sufficient time was given to interact with all the interested parties. – Bernama
Thursday, July 09, 2009
More money for the prople...... nolah for the Umno cronies.
Ha ha ha Would you believe their agrument. So serve the people if given money.
For so many years this is the first time I hear the Senators Bozos serve the Rakyat. Who are you trying to kid? In fact the whole Senate should be scrapped and the money save can be used to serve the people.
Senators say more money will help them help you
KUALA LUMPUR, July 8 — Some senators today proposed that the government increase their salary, allowances and allocations for them to serve the people more effectively.
Senator Datuk Akbar Ali said senators received smaller allocations from the members of parliament as the senators were not allocated a constituency unlike the assemblymen and MPs.
“But our area is bigger, it’s a whole state, whole of Malaysia. So, I suggest our salary, allowances and allocations be increased.
“With the increase, I believe we will be able to carry out our tasks and responsibilities more efficiently, in line with the emphasis on making people the priority as contained in the 1 Malaysia concept,” he said when debating the Enforcement Agency Integrity Bill 2009 in the Dewan Negara today.
Akbar said currently, the salary and allowances for senators were at par with Grade 54 in the public sector, and he also asked that the allocation be RM200,000 annually and not for three years.
“We are the lawmakers, but our salary is below that of Jusa C. What's wrong with allocating each of us RM200,000 a year to facilitate our implementation of the “people first” concept?”, he said.
Senator Tan Sri Jins Shamsudin interjected Akbar's debate speech, saying that the allocation given to the senators was insufficient as they too served the people.
“I often speak at ceramah and there people approach me for donations. I contribute from my allocation. I finished all of last year's allocation as that's my contribution as a member of the Dewan Negara (Senate).
“If the allocation is finished before the year ends, we should be able to ask for an additional allocation as it's not for us but for the people,” he said.
Akbar said the insufficient allowances and allocations could result in senators looking for other means to raise funds and this could result in conflict of interest or even wrongdoing, thus tarnishing the integrity of the Senate.
The Dewan Negara sitting continues tomorrow. – Bernama
For so many years this is the first time I hear the Senators Bozos serve the Rakyat. Who are you trying to kid? In fact the whole Senate should be scrapped and the money save can be used to serve the people.
Senators say more money will help them help you
KUALA LUMPUR, July 8 — Some senators today proposed that the government increase their salary, allowances and allocations for them to serve the people more effectively.
Senator Datuk Akbar Ali said senators received smaller allocations from the members of parliament as the senators were not allocated a constituency unlike the assemblymen and MPs.
“But our area is bigger, it’s a whole state, whole of Malaysia. So, I suggest our salary, allowances and allocations be increased.
“With the increase, I believe we will be able to carry out our tasks and responsibilities more efficiently, in line with the emphasis on making people the priority as contained in the 1 Malaysia concept,” he said when debating the Enforcement Agency Integrity Bill 2009 in the Dewan Negara today.
Akbar said currently, the salary and allowances for senators were at par with Grade 54 in the public sector, and he also asked that the allocation be RM200,000 annually and not for three years.
“We are the lawmakers, but our salary is below that of Jusa C. What's wrong with allocating each of us RM200,000 a year to facilitate our implementation of the “people first” concept?”, he said.
Senator Tan Sri Jins Shamsudin interjected Akbar's debate speech, saying that the allocation given to the senators was insufficient as they too served the people.
“I often speak at ceramah and there people approach me for donations. I contribute from my allocation. I finished all of last year's allocation as that's my contribution as a member of the Dewan Negara (Senate).
“If the allocation is finished before the year ends, we should be able to ask for an additional allocation as it's not for us but for the people,” he said.
Akbar said the insufficient allowances and allocations could result in senators looking for other means to raise funds and this could result in conflict of interest or even wrongdoing, thus tarnishing the integrity of the Senate.
The Dewan Negara sitting continues tomorrow. – Bernama
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
New Cheating Scam
Recieved this email from a friend...... please take note.
Hi Friends, this is worth your time reading , so real....!! Thanks CK for this alert... A few days ago, one of my friends received a sms with the message:You've strike 1st prize with a prize moneyof RMB 200,000 cash. The sms came with a contact no. My friend ignored itsince he had heard of too many bogus scamsusing similar tactics.
After a short while his handphone rang, a MissFang asked: "Sir have youreceived a sms telling you that you'vestrike 1st prize?"
My friend answered: "Yes, I have"
Miss Fang: "Please let us have your bank account number so that we can deposit the money into your account."
My friend thought, why not, let's see what you can do. My friend has a buddy who works in that bank. Hence, he gave her his accound number.
Ten minutes later, my friend's handphone started ringing again.
Miss Fang said: "Sir, we have deposited your prize money into youraccount, please check and verify."My friend checked using his handphone and found that RMB 200,000 was really deposited into his account. He was euphoric, just like that and he's RMB 200,000 richer!
30 minutes later, Miss Fang called again.
She was crying: "I'm sorry sir, I made a mistake, I forgot to deduct the tax before I deposited the prize money, 20% of RMB 200,000 equals to RMB40,000. Now the company wants me to reimburse the money.
Can you please return the RMB 40,000 tax? I beg you."
My friend thought for a while and felt pity for the lady. Thinking of the money in his bank account, he went to the bank.
Suddenly he thought of his buddy working in that bank and decided to askhis buddy to double check and confirm for him first.
Upon checking, his buddy found out that the money was deposited using a cheque of a different bank.
Even though the cheque was deposited but the actual amount of money can'tbe transfered into his account on the same day. If the other party decided to cancel the cheque, then he'll not get this RMB 200,000.
My friend was shocked. He almost lost RMB 40,000.
Before my friend left for home on that day, the cheque was actually cancelled. If not for his buddy, if not for him being a professional.or if he was scare of letting others know of striking the prize then this bogus scam would be successful. This is a true story, please beware.
Future scams could be even better planned. Please don't forget to forward to your friends and relatives to warn themfrom being cheated.
Hi Friends, this is worth your time reading , so real....!! Thanks CK for this alert... A few days ago, one of my friends received a sms with the message:You've strike 1st prize with a prize moneyof RMB 200,000 cash. The sms came with a contact no. My friend ignored itsince he had heard of too many bogus scamsusing similar tactics.
After a short while his handphone rang, a MissFang asked: "Sir have youreceived a sms telling you that you'vestrike 1st prize?"
My friend answered: "Yes, I have"
Miss Fang: "Please let us have your bank account number so that we can deposit the money into your account."
My friend thought, why not, let's see what you can do. My friend has a buddy who works in that bank. Hence, he gave her his accound number.
Ten minutes later, my friend's handphone started ringing again.
Miss Fang said: "Sir, we have deposited your prize money into youraccount, please check and verify."My friend checked using his handphone and found that RMB 200,000 was really deposited into his account. He was euphoric, just like that and he's RMB 200,000 richer!
30 minutes later, Miss Fang called again.
She was crying: "I'm sorry sir, I made a mistake, I forgot to deduct the tax before I deposited the prize money, 20% of RMB 200,000 equals to RMB40,000. Now the company wants me to reimburse the money.
Can you please return the RMB 40,000 tax? I beg you."
My friend thought for a while and felt pity for the lady. Thinking of the money in his bank account, he went to the bank.
Suddenly he thought of his buddy working in that bank and decided to askhis buddy to double check and confirm for him first.
Upon checking, his buddy found out that the money was deposited using a cheque of a different bank.
Even though the cheque was deposited but the actual amount of money can'tbe transfered into his account on the same day. If the other party decided to cancel the cheque, then he'll not get this RMB 200,000.
My friend was shocked. He almost lost RMB 40,000.
Before my friend left for home on that day, the cheque was actually cancelled. If not for his buddy, if not for him being a professional.or if he was scare of letting others know of striking the prize then this bogus scam would be successful. This is a true story, please beware.
Future scams could be even better planned. Please don't forget to forward to your friends and relatives to warn themfrom being cheated.
MANGOSTEEN (Garcinia mangostana)
MANGOSTEEN (Garcinia mangostana)
One of the Super Healthy Exotic Fruits The Mangosteen Fruit from Southwest Asia
The Mangosteen (Garcinia mangostana in Latin) plant is a tropical evergreen tree, believed to have originated in the Sunda Islands and the Moluccas. It was first discovered in Burma and Siam (now known as Thailand). The tree grows from 7 to 25 meters tall. This exotic edible Mangosteen fruit is a deep reddish purple when ripe. In Asia, the Mangosteen fruit is known as the "Queen of Fruits".
The Mangosteen tree requires a warm, very humid, equatorial climate all year round. Many people have tried to grow Garcinia mangostana in warm places such as California and Florida or in special greenhouses outside South East Asia, but they experienced little success because of the different environmental factors. The Mangosteen tree requires abundant moisture and only grows well in a tropical environment.
The Mangosteen fruit grown in Thailand is harvested in the season of optimum ripeness for maximum efficacy. The xanthone rich pericarp (the outer rind) is then separated from the pulp and freeze-dried.
The outer shell or rind of the Mangosteen fruit (called the pericarp) is rather hard, typically 4 to 6 centimeters in diameter, resembling a spherical, reddish-black, cartoon-style bomb. By cutting through the shell, one finds a very pale and fleshy fruit 3 to 5 centimeters in diameter. Depending on its size and ripeness, there may or may not be pits in the segments of the fruit. The number of fruit pods is directly related to the number of petals on the bottom of the shell. Commonly, the average Mangosteen will have 5 fruit pods.
The shell of the Mangosteen fruit looks tough and hard, but is easy to open. Care must be taken when opening the fruit, as the reddish-black husk outside produces a purplish, inky juice that stains fabric and can be almost impossible to remove (the reason why they are banned from some hotels in countries where they are available). To open a Mangosteen, the shell is usually broken apart, not cut. Holding the fruit in both hands, press it gently (thumbs on one side, the other fingers on the other) until the shell cracks. It is then very easy to pull the halves apart along the crack and remove the fruit without staining.
One of the most-praised of tropical fruits, and certainly the most-esteemed fruit in the family Guttiferae, the Mangosteen (Garcinia mangostana in Latin) is almost universally known or heard of by this name. But there are numerous variations in nomenclature: among Spanish-speaking people the fruit is called mangostan; to the French it is mangostanier, mangoustanier, mangouste or mangostier; in Portuguese it is mangostao, mangosta or mangusta; in Dutch it is manggis or manggistan; in Vietnamese it is mang cut; in Malaya it may be referred to in any of these languages or by the local terms mesetor, semetah, or sementah; and in the Philippines it is mangis or mangostan. Throughout the Malay Archipelago of Malaysia, there are many different spellings of names for Mangosteen similar to most of those mentioned above.
Health Benefits of Mangosteen Fruit (Garcinia mangostana)
Traditional Medicinal Uses:
For hundreds of years, the people of Southeast Asia have used the Mangosteen, especially the rind (called the pericarp, to ward off and treat infections, reduce pain or control fever, and treat various other ailments.
Dried Mangosteen fruits are shipped from Singapore to Calcutta and to China for medicinal use. The sliced and dried pericarp (rind) is powdered and administered to overcome dysentery. Made into an ointment, it is applied on eczema and other skin disorders.
The rind decoction is taken to relieve diarrhea and cystitis, gonorrhea and gleet, and is applied externally as an astringent lotion. A portion of the rind is steeped in water overnight and the infusion given as a remedy for chronic diarrhea in adults and children.
Filipinos employ a decoction of the leaves and bark as a febrifuge and to treat thrush, diarrhea, dysentery and urinary disorders.
In Malaya an infusion of the Mangosteen leaves, combined with unripe banana and a little benzoin, is applied to the wound of circumcision. A root decoction is taken to regulate female menstruation. A bark extract called amibiasine has been marketed for the treatment of amoebic dysentery.
Modern Medicinal Uses and Health Benefits:
The latest in scientific research shows Mangosteen contains a class of naturally occurring polyphenolic compounds known as xanthones. Xanthones provide beneficial effects on cardiovascular diseases, including ischemic heart disease, atherosclerosis, hypertension, and thrombosis. Xanthones demonstrate particularly powerful antioxidant properties. Xanthones are found in a limited number of rain forest plants, but nowhere are they found in greater abundance than in the rind of the Mangosteen fruit. The medicinal properties of the Mangosteen fruit are derived mainly from its outer rind or peel, not from the fleshy inner part of the fruit. The rind, called the pericarp, is where powerful antioxidants are highly concentrated. The Mangosteen pericarp is about a half-centimeter thick and is green when unripe, then dark purple when ripe.
These unique antioxidants, known as Xanthones, have properties which help to heal cells damaged by free radicals, slow aging, and ward off degenerative diseases and physical and mental deterioration. The rind of partially ripe Mangosteen fruit yields a polyhydroxy-xanthone derivative termed mangostin, also beta-mangostin. That of fully ripe fruits contains the xanthones gartanin, beta-disoxygartanin, and normangostin. According to research reported in professional journals such as Free Radical Research and the Journal of Pharmacology, these amazing Xanthones have a remarkablly beneficial effect on cardiovascular health. They are also naturally antibiotic, antiviral, and anti-inflammatory. Xanthones are among the most powerful antioxidants to be found in nature.
Many of the other health benefits of Xanthones from Mangosteen pericarp can be expressed in terms of how they act against or are "anti" various serious ailments...
anti-fatigue,
anti-obesity,
anti-depression,
anti-anxiety,
anti-vertigo (dizziness),
anti-Alzheimer’s,
anti-Parkinsonism (Parkinson's Disease),
anti-allergenic,
anti-seborrheic (skin disease),
anti-glaucoma (eye disease),
anti-pyretic (anti-fever), anti-diarrhea,
anti-periodontic (gum disease),
anti-pain (such as dental pain),
anti-neuralgia (nerve pain),
anti-arthritis,
anti-inflammatory (act as cox-2 inhibitors like the pharmaceutical drugs Vioxx(tm) and Celebrex(tm), but without the deadly side-effects), and
anti-ulcer (such as ulcers of the stomach, mouth, small bowel, or large bowel).
Some of the Xanthones in the Mangosteen pericarp have powerful anti-inflammatory properties which may be of interest to those who suffer the pain of sciatica and peripheray neuropathy, which cannot be effectively controlled by drug treatments. The amount of Mangosteen consumed per day may need to be increased by two or three times to support pain relief through its anti-inflammatory and cox-2 inhibitor effects.
Mangosteen fruit also shows vasorelaxant properties (causing dilation of blood vessels and increased blood flow).
With Mycobacterium tuberculosis (TB) and Staphylococcus aureus (Staph. A) bacteria, Mangosteen has shown inhibitory action against these harmful bacteria organisms. In addition to its antibacterial properties, Mangosteen fruit also demonstrates strong antifungal properties. It is highly effective in boosting weak immune systems.
There are several compounds found in the Mangosteen that appear to make this fruit so active as a nutritional component for the body.
Research and References NOTES: In the following citations of research studies, the medical term apoptosis refers to "cell death" after a cell has reproduced a certain number of times, then dies naturally (here, it refers to the death of cancer cells). Induction of apoptosis means "initiating apoptosis" of the cancer cells. HIV-1 refers to the AIDS virus. Low density lipoptrotein refers to "LDL cholesterol", the "bad cholesterol" that can form plaque in the arteries and increase the risk of heart disease or death by stroke or heart attack. Jiang, D.J. e. al. Pharmacological effects of xanthones as cardiovascular protective agents. Cardiovascular Drug Reviews, 2004, 22(2):91-102 Antiproliferation, antioxidation and induction of apoptosis by Garcinia mangostana on SKBR3 human breast cancer cell line. J. Ethnopharmacol, 2004 Jan:90(1):161-6 Induction of apoptosis by xanthones from mangosteen in human leukemia cell lines. J. Nat Prod. 2003 Aug;55(8):1124-7 Evaluation of the antifungal activity of natural xanthones from Garcinia mangostana and their synthetic derivatives. J. Nat Prod 1997 May; 60 (5):519-24 Active constituents against HIV-1 protease from Mangosteen. Planta Med 1996 Aug;62(4):381-2 Mangostin inhibits the oxidative modification of human low density lipoprotein. Free radical Research. 1995 Aug.:23(2):175-84
Monday, July 06, 2009
Scoring brownie points....
Just read the news below........... Can you all guest who is trying to score some brownie points for their own political mileages? The news are reported in mainstream newspaper.........
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Lim making a mountain out of a molehill, says Gerakan
GEORGE TOWN: Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng’s reason for moving into a rented, luxury bungalow because his official residence is infested with termites and fire ants is a “flimsy excuse”, says Gerakan.
Its state Youth vice-chairman H’ng Khoon Leng said Lim was not being transparent on the location of his new residence, tenancy agreement, deposit or the bungalow’s renovation costs.
“If he can’t resolve minor problems plaguing Seri Teratai (Lim’s official residence), how can he govern Penang successfully?” he said in a statement yesterday.
He said Lim should make public the contents of his tenancy agreement, who paid for the renovation costs and when, and the date he was expected to move back to Seri Teratai.
“Lim (Guan Eng) must practise the principle of transparency as advocated by himself. On behalf of Penangites, we seek clarification directly from the Chief Minister.
“Why does he shun publicity on his new, rented, luxury home when he is the head of government and a public figure, and has always craved for publicity?
“His reason about the homeowner wanting privacy is very weak and odd,” he added.
On Saturday Lim’s press secretary Cheong Yin Fan had issued a statement announcing that the Chief Minister had moved out of Seri Teratai, which was found to be unsafe.
He said an inspection carried out by NLC General Pest Control (North) on June 29 had found termite infestation in the building and parts of the roof, as well as the dining hall ceiling, main entrance and the underground air well chamber.
Besides termites, Cheong said, forest ants had also been found.
Lim had appealed to the media not to publish where he was staying to fulfil the house owner’s request for privacy.
He had also instructed the State Secretary’s office and the Public Works Department to conduct a study into the treatment and repair works for Seri Teratai.
He moved into the residence, formerly known as Rumah Tetamu, on June 21, last year.
Lim has refuted claims that he was renovating the house, saying:
“I rented the house. On whether or not it is being renovated, you have to ask the owner.
“I’m sure she must have done some renovation after she bought the place and if she had renovated it, that is her prerogative,” he told reporters after attending the Penang Medical College conferring ceremony in Hotel Equatorial yesterday.
Lim added that the attacks from Gerakan Youth were “undeserving of comment” and declined to say any more on the issue.
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Lim making a mountain out of a molehill, says Gerakan
GEORGE TOWN: Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng’s reason for moving into a rented, luxury bungalow because his official residence is infested with termites and fire ants is a “flimsy excuse”, says Gerakan.
Its state Youth vice-chairman H’ng Khoon Leng said Lim was not being transparent on the location of his new residence, tenancy agreement, deposit or the bungalow’s renovation costs.
“If he can’t resolve minor problems plaguing Seri Teratai (Lim’s official residence), how can he govern Penang successfully?” he said in a statement yesterday.
He said Lim should make public the contents of his tenancy agreement, who paid for the renovation costs and when, and the date he was expected to move back to Seri Teratai.
“Lim (Guan Eng) must practise the principle of transparency as advocated by himself. On behalf of Penangites, we seek clarification directly from the Chief Minister.
“Why does he shun publicity on his new, rented, luxury home when he is the head of government and a public figure, and has always craved for publicity?
“His reason about the homeowner wanting privacy is very weak and odd,” he added.
On Saturday Lim’s press secretary Cheong Yin Fan had issued a statement announcing that the Chief Minister had moved out of Seri Teratai, which was found to be unsafe.
He said an inspection carried out by NLC General Pest Control (North) on June 29 had found termite infestation in the building and parts of the roof, as well as the dining hall ceiling, main entrance and the underground air well chamber.
Besides termites, Cheong said, forest ants had also been found.
Lim had appealed to the media not to publish where he was staying to fulfil the house owner’s request for privacy.
He had also instructed the State Secretary’s office and the Public Works Department to conduct a study into the treatment and repair works for Seri Teratai.
He moved into the residence, formerly known as Rumah Tetamu, on June 21, last year.
Lim has refuted claims that he was renovating the house, saying:
“I rented the house. On whether or not it is being renovated, you have to ask the owner.
“I’m sure she must have done some renovation after she bought the place and if she had renovated it, that is her prerogative,” he told reporters after attending the Penang Medical College conferring ceremony in Hotel Equatorial yesterday.
Lim added that the attacks from Gerakan Youth were “undeserving of comment” and declined to say any more on the issue.
What is the problem with this?
Ha ha ha..... jealous lah not invited to the karaoke sessions. Ha ha ha ha is this possible. Singing in the girls hostel at night.....
First if there is a karaoke machine in the hostel all the students in the school will know and secondly if the is karaoke singing at night the whole neighbourhood will know because of the noise. This is becos the hostel rooms are not sound proof and if you sing softly mana ada kick.
If I were the hostel warden if not invited sure make noiselah.... I do not think the warden and other girls are asleep at 9.00pm. If not sure complaint or join in lah.......
Something just defy logic........
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PTA wants probe into karaoke-singing principal
PASIR PUTEH: Parents from a secondary school here want the authorities to probe claims that its principal has been holding karaoke sessions with female students at the girls’ hostel.
SM Tok Janggut Parent-Teacher Association chairman Datuk Mohd Jelani Jaafar said it had received numerous complaints on the matter, some of which were from the teachers themselves, and forwarded them to the district education office for further action.
He was commenting on reports that a female student was suspended from the hostel for a month after reporting the principal’s conduct to the school’s senior assistant for student affairs.
The student had claimed that she saw the principal frequenting the girls’ hostel between 9pm and 1am for karaoke sessions.
Mohd Jelani said that if the claims were true, it could tarnish the image of other principals and affect the students’ academic performance. — Bernama
First if there is a karaoke machine in the hostel all the students in the school will know and secondly if the is karaoke singing at night the whole neighbourhood will know because of the noise. This is becos the hostel rooms are not sound proof and if you sing softly mana ada kick.
If I were the hostel warden if not invited sure make noiselah.... I do not think the warden and other girls are asleep at 9.00pm. If not sure complaint or join in lah.......
Something just defy logic........
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PTA wants probe into karaoke-singing principal
PASIR PUTEH: Parents from a secondary school here want the authorities to probe claims that its principal has been holding karaoke sessions with female students at the girls’ hostel.
SM Tok Janggut Parent-Teacher Association chairman Datuk Mohd Jelani Jaafar said it had received numerous complaints on the matter, some of which were from the teachers themselves, and forwarded them to the district education office for further action.
He was commenting on reports that a female student was suspended from the hostel for a month after reporting the principal’s conduct to the school’s senior assistant for student affairs.
The student had claimed that she saw the principal frequenting the girls’ hostel between 9pm and 1am for karaoke sessions.
Mohd Jelani said that if the claims were true, it could tarnish the image of other principals and affect the students’ academic performance. — Bernama
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Adult Jokes
Adult Jokes
A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce..
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."
Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out".
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: "What are you doing?" Doctor: "This is the only way to drown the bastard!"
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!
A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted then before.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought U said 3 MALES a day!!!!
Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It.
If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!
A nun went 4 a urine test.
The sample got mixed up.
When the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She cried n said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!"
A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked " Do U have this? "
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, "
My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"
Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".
Class Teacher: " Why not?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"
Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS. Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked. It says " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!
What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!. The lightest muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu..
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!
Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn how to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman...
COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar.
You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant!
A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce..
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."
Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out".
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: "What are you doing?" Doctor: "This is the only way to drown the bastard!"
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!
A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted then before.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought U said 3 MALES a day!!!!
Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It.
If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!
A nun went 4 a urine test.
The sample got mixed up.
When the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She cried n said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!"
A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked " Do U have this? "
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, "
My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"
Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".
Class Teacher: " Why not?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"
Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS. Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked. It says " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!
What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!. The lightest muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu..
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!
Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn how to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman...
COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar.
You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant!
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Will the ordinary rakyat benefit from this????
Ha ha ha, reduce the Bumi quota of 30%.
Who will benefit from this? The ordinary working class rakyat? The fishermen? The factory workers? The farmers? The hawkers? The gomen servants? The pasar malam traders? The office workers? and etc etc........ no no no none of the above benefited from the so call new policy.
The only people who benefited are the businessmen and foreigners. Ha ha ha stop misleading the public........
New policy to make Malaysian economy more competitive
By IZATUN SHARI
KUALA LUMPUR: (The Star)The bumiputra 30% equity objective will now be a macro target as the Government seeks to turn Malaysia into a more competitive economy, said Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.
The Prime Minister explained that the policy changes had to be made because of the drastic changes in the global economic scenario since the inception of the New Economic Policy (NEP) and the failure of the Foreign Investment Committee (FIC) to produce the desired results of increasing the bumiputra equity.
“This is part of the overall new economic model. This has been necessitated by two major factors,
“One, the economic environment regionally and globally has changed drastically since the inception of the NEP.
Who will benefit from this? The ordinary working class rakyat? The fishermen? The factory workers? The farmers? The hawkers? The gomen servants? The pasar malam traders? The office workers? and etc etc........ no no no none of the above benefited from the so call new policy.
The only people who benefited are the businessmen and foreigners. Ha ha ha stop misleading the public........
New policy to make Malaysian economy more competitive
By IZATUN SHARI
KUALA LUMPUR: (The Star)The bumiputra 30% equity objective will now be a macro target as the Government seeks to turn Malaysia into a more competitive economy, said Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.
The Prime Minister explained that the policy changes had to be made because of the drastic changes in the global economic scenario since the inception of the New Economic Policy (NEP) and the failure of the Foreign Investment Committee (FIC) to produce the desired results of increasing the bumiputra equity.
“This is part of the overall new economic model. This has been necessitated by two major factors,
“One, the economic environment regionally and globally has changed drastically since the inception of the NEP.
Fanatics or fighting for rights.....
Is Hindraf a bunch of fanatics? Maybe. I used to respect the Hindraf but after the Kampung Buah Pala incident, I just conclude that they are a bunch of fanatics and self centered inviduuals. Instead of understanding the nature of the problem, they chose a dispicable way to solve the problem. Looks like the gomen is right in banning the Hindraf.
Hindraf’s anti-DAP protest fizzles out
By Neville Spykerman
PETALING JAYA, June 30 – A planned protest by the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) at DAP’s headquarters here fizzled out after 10 minutes when police moved in to disperse the protestors.
The 15 Hindraf members who had gathered to demonstrate against the imminent demolition of the Kampung Buah Pala settlement in Penang were outnumbered by both journalists and police personnel.
Hindraf coordinator K.Selvam, who led the protest, said they wanted the DAP-led Penang Government to honour their election promises and save the home of the 200 Indian settlers.
Ipoh Barat MP M. Kulasegaran and Sungkai Assemblyman A. Sivanesan arrived shortly after most of the protesters had dispersed but had a showdown with police when they attempted to speak to the Hindraf members who were still on the scene.
Tempers flared as police instructed both the DAP elected representatives to disperse.
However, Sivanesan invited the Hindraf members and media into the party headquarters.
“The protesters were just airing their legitimate concerns and the DAP were ready to hear them out,” he said.
DAP stalwart Lim Kit Siang, who arrived later from Parliament said he had left instructions for all party leaders to meet the Hindraf supporters, who had also planned simultaneous protests at all DAP headquarters in all states.
He blamed the problem on the previous Penang Gerakan state government which had sold the 2.6 hectare land to a private developer, at RM10 a square foot.
Lim said the developer is planning to build 490 condominium units and had estimated the development value to be RM150 million, leaving the present state government to deal with the mess.
Hindraf’s anti-DAP protest fizzles out
By Neville Spykerman
PETALING JAYA, June 30 – A planned protest by the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) at DAP’s headquarters here fizzled out after 10 minutes when police moved in to disperse the protestors.
The 15 Hindraf members who had gathered to demonstrate against the imminent demolition of the Kampung Buah Pala settlement in Penang were outnumbered by both journalists and police personnel.
Hindraf coordinator K.Selvam, who led the protest, said they wanted the DAP-led Penang Government to honour their election promises and save the home of the 200 Indian settlers.
Ipoh Barat MP M. Kulasegaran and Sungkai Assemblyman A. Sivanesan arrived shortly after most of the protesters had dispersed but had a showdown with police when they attempted to speak to the Hindraf members who were still on the scene.
Tempers flared as police instructed both the DAP elected representatives to disperse.
However, Sivanesan invited the Hindraf members and media into the party headquarters.
“The protesters were just airing their legitimate concerns and the DAP were ready to hear them out,” he said.
DAP stalwart Lim Kit Siang, who arrived later from Parliament said he had left instructions for all party leaders to meet the Hindraf supporters, who had also planned simultaneous protests at all DAP headquarters in all states.
He blamed the problem on the previous Penang Gerakan state government which had sold the 2.6 hectare land to a private developer, at RM10 a square foot.
Lim said the developer is planning to build 490 condominium units and had estimated the development value to be RM150 million, leaving the present state government to deal with the mess.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Some thing juicy and different.....
Ha ha ha Sex sold in food court........ How do they do it? A blowjob on the table or sex on the chair????? Not exactlylah. The women are convassing for customers for sex in the food court area only.ha ha ha ha......Not opening a stall and providing sex.
Sex sold at food court
Compiled by BEH YUEN HUI, IZATUN SHARI and A. RAMAN
FOREIGN women have been using food courts in Jalan Gelang, off Jalan Loke Yew, in Kuala Lumpur to solicit for sex.
A Sin Chew Daily special investigative team discovered that the women also walk the streets to look for potential customers.
The women bring their customers to nearby flats to have sex.
Each “session” costs customers between RM100 and RM150, regardless of the woman’s age, the daily reported.
According to a resident at the flat, the women begin their “business” from noon to 6am every day.
Most of the women seen during the day were middle-aged while the young ones appeared at night.
The resident alleged that a group of men, believed to be plainclothes policemen, would raid the streets several times a month and round up the foreigners.
“But the women always return after a few days,” he said.
Sex sold at food court
Compiled by BEH YUEN HUI, IZATUN SHARI and A. RAMAN
FOREIGN women have been using food courts in Jalan Gelang, off Jalan Loke Yew, in Kuala Lumpur to solicit for sex.
A Sin Chew Daily special investigative team discovered that the women also walk the streets to look for potential customers.
The women bring their customers to nearby flats to have sex.
Each “session” costs customers between RM100 and RM150, regardless of the woman’s age, the daily reported.
According to a resident at the flat, the women begin their “business” from noon to 6am every day.
Most of the women seen during the day were middle-aged while the young ones appeared at night.
The resident alleged that a group of men, believed to be plainclothes policemen, would raid the streets several times a month and round up the foreigners.
“But the women always return after a few days,” he said.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Hudud laws for everyboby........ including non muslim.
Ha ha ha What this idiotic MCA Youth Chief is trying to say?
Try to get some some political mileage or try to confuse the non muslim?
As far as I know, hudud laws are only applicable to muslim and for non muslim the law of the land applies. ha ha ha .....
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MCA Youth: Don’t use hudud laws against snatch thieves
By BEH YUEN HUI
KUALA LUMPUR: The MCA Youth is opposed to the suggestion of using hudud laws against snatch thieves, including chopping off their hands. Instead, it proposed stiffer punishment for such a crime than now.
Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department (Religious Affairs) Senator Mej-Jen (R) Datuk Jamil Khir Baharom had at Thursday’s Parliament sitting suggested the use of Syariah law on snatch thieves in tackling the rampant number of cases.
MCA Youth chief Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong said imposing stricter laws was a better way to combat crime.
“Islamic laws cannot be implemented in Malaysia according to the Federal Constitution and this, as well as the current legal system, should be maintained,” he said after chairing the wing’s exco meeting at Wisma MCA here yesterday.
He said the wing suggested a mandatory 10-year jail term and 10 strokes of the rotan for convicted snatch thieves.
Dr Wee, also the Deputy Education Minister, said the wing took to task the opposition parties for twisting their words.
Try to get some some political mileage or try to confuse the non muslim?
As far as I know, hudud laws are only applicable to muslim and for non muslim the law of the land applies. ha ha ha .....
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MCA Youth: Don’t use hudud laws against snatch thieves
By BEH YUEN HUI
KUALA LUMPUR: The MCA Youth is opposed to the suggestion of using hudud laws against snatch thieves, including chopping off their hands. Instead, it proposed stiffer punishment for such a crime than now.
Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department (Religious Affairs) Senator Mej-Jen (R) Datuk Jamil Khir Baharom had at Thursday’s Parliament sitting suggested the use of Syariah law on snatch thieves in tackling the rampant number of cases.
MCA Youth chief Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong said imposing stricter laws was a better way to combat crime.
“Islamic laws cannot be implemented in Malaysia according to the Federal Constitution and this, as well as the current legal system, should be maintained,” he said after chairing the wing’s exco meeting at Wisma MCA here yesterday.
He said the wing suggested a mandatory 10-year jail term and 10 strokes of the rotan for convicted snatch thieves.
Dr Wee, also the Deputy Education Minister, said the wing took to task the opposition parties for twisting their words.
Can somebody take legal action against the wife.....
Ha ha ha Very funny...... Can somebody take legal action against the wife so that she will return to her husband????
Maybe not in other country but in Bolehland looks like this can be done?
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Kelantan prince orders estranged wife to return by July 2
PETALING JAYA: The Tengku Temenggong of Kelantan Tengku Muhammad Fakhry Sultan Ismail Petra has ordered his estranged wife Manohara Odelia Pinot to return to him by July 2, failing which he will proceed with legal action.
Stating that he was her lawful husband under Syariah law, he said Manohara’s rightful place was by his side and that she should obey him as long as it was according to the law.
Tengku Muhammad Fakhry said this to Manohara in a letter that was passed to his lawyer in Indonesia to be forwarded to her.
Maybe not in other country but in Bolehland looks like this can be done?
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Kelantan prince orders estranged wife to return by July 2
PETALING JAYA: The Tengku Temenggong of Kelantan Tengku Muhammad Fakhry Sultan Ismail Petra has ordered his estranged wife Manohara Odelia Pinot to return to him by July 2, failing which he will proceed with legal action.
Stating that he was her lawful husband under Syariah law, he said Manohara’s rightful place was by his side and that she should obey him as long as it was according to the law.
Tengku Muhammad Fakhry said this to Manohara in a letter that was passed to his lawyer in Indonesia to be forwarded to her.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Ministry of MisInformation or the MisInformation Minister
Ha ha ha we have a MisInformation minister from the Najis (shit) cabinet.
Can you believe Bolehland has a minister who find it difficult to talk or speak H1N1 in Bahasa. ha ha ha ha maybe should call it UMNO flu.... easier and .......
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Liow says it’s A(H1N1), Rais tells media to say ‘swine flu’
KUALA LUMPUR, June 25 – Shortly after Health Minister Liow Tiong Lai urged the media to use the term Influenza A(H1N1) as recommended by the the World Health Organisation, Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said all media should return to using “swine flu” instead.
Rais said this was to ensure that the people realised the danger of the disease and to get the message across to them more accurately.
It is also easier for (radio and television) announcers to state “selsema babi” (swine flu) than H1N1 in Bahasa Melayu, he told reporters after an official visit to Pos Malaysia, here.
Rais also said that the ministry would monitor programmes broadcasting health-related advertisements to ensure that there was no confusion as to the accuracy of the message as well as the people’s understanding of swine flu/A(H1N1).
“We should not combine health-related matters with confusing advertisements," he said. – Bernama
Can you believe Bolehland has a minister who find it difficult to talk or speak H1N1 in Bahasa. ha ha ha ha maybe should call it UMNO flu.... easier and .......
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Liow says it’s A(H1N1), Rais tells media to say ‘swine flu’
KUALA LUMPUR, June 25 – Shortly after Health Minister Liow Tiong Lai urged the media to use the term Influenza A(H1N1) as recommended by the the World Health Organisation, Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said all media should return to using “swine flu” instead.
Rais said this was to ensure that the people realised the danger of the disease and to get the message across to them more accurately.
It is also easier for (radio and television) announcers to state “selsema babi” (swine flu) than H1N1 in Bahasa Melayu, he told reporters after an official visit to Pos Malaysia, here.
Rais also said that the ministry would monitor programmes broadcasting health-related advertisements to ensure that there was no confusion as to the accuracy of the message as well as the people’s understanding of swine flu/A(H1N1).
“We should not combine health-related matters with confusing advertisements," he said. – Bernama
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Is Dap really that desperate????
Ha ha ha Is DAP that really desperate?
Read the news below and decide for youself whether the report makes sense...... ha ha ha
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Guan Eng denies DAP membership tied to aid
PENANG, June 25 — Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng has denied allegations that elderly folk in the state have to be DAP members to receive aid.
Lim, who is also the party's secretary-general, said his party had never laid down that condition and the aid forms also did not require the elderly to state their party affiliation to get aid.
He said state opposition leader Datuk Azhar Ibrahim's actions in relation to the allegations were slanderous towards the state government.
"He (Azhar) should not commit slander as the form has nothing to do with the DAP and it is issued with the state insignia and not the DAP logo," Lim told reporters today.
He said he wanted Azhar to prove the allegation as reported in the media today or retract his statement and apologise if he could not.
Meanwhile, Lim said the state government will help 300 residents of Kampung Lorong Buah Pala here who have to move out of their homes after failing to get leave to appeal a Court of Appeal ruling.
"A committee has been set up headed by Deputy Chief Minister I Mansor Othman to help and find a resolution," he said.
Yesterday, the efforts of 45 families to retain their village homes ended after their application for leave to appeal the Court of Appeal ruling was rejected by the Federal Court.
Judges Datuk Seri S. Augustine Paul, Datuk Hashim Yusoff and Datuk Wira Mohd Ghazali Mohd Yusoff unanimously rejected the application.
In another development, Lim said the state will organise a competition to design the competency, accountability and transparency (CAT) mascot with participants allowed only one entry each and they had to choose an animal from the cat species to reflect Penang's image.
"Three designers will be selected and each will receive RM1,000, while the winning entry will receive an additional RM1,000," he said.. — Bernama
Read the news below and decide for youself whether the report makes sense...... ha ha ha
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Guan Eng denies DAP membership tied to aid
PENANG, June 25 — Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng has denied allegations that elderly folk in the state have to be DAP members to receive aid.
Lim, who is also the party's secretary-general, said his party had never laid down that condition and the aid forms also did not require the elderly to state their party affiliation to get aid.
He said state opposition leader Datuk Azhar Ibrahim's actions in relation to the allegations were slanderous towards the state government.
"He (Azhar) should not commit slander as the form has nothing to do with the DAP and it is issued with the state insignia and not the DAP logo," Lim told reporters today.
He said he wanted Azhar to prove the allegation as reported in the media today or retract his statement and apologise if he could not.
Meanwhile, Lim said the state government will help 300 residents of Kampung Lorong Buah Pala here who have to move out of their homes after failing to get leave to appeal a Court of Appeal ruling.
"A committee has been set up headed by Deputy Chief Minister I Mansor Othman to help and find a resolution," he said.
Yesterday, the efforts of 45 families to retain their village homes ended after their application for leave to appeal the Court of Appeal ruling was rejected by the Federal Court.
Judges Datuk Seri S. Augustine Paul, Datuk Hashim Yusoff and Datuk Wira Mohd Ghazali Mohd Yusoff unanimously rejected the application.
In another development, Lim said the state will organise a competition to design the competency, accountability and transparency (CAT) mascot with participants allowed only one entry each and they had to choose an animal from the cat species to reflect Penang's image.
"Three designers will be selected and each will receive RM1,000, while the winning entry will receive an additional RM1,000," he said.. — Bernama
Natural Cancer KILLER - 10,000 times stronger than Chemo and more.....
Natural Cancer KILLER - 10,000 times stronger than Chemo and more.....
How many people died in vain while this billion-dollar drug maker concealed the secret of the miraculous Graviola tree?
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The truth is stunningly simple: Deep within the Amazon Rainforest grows a tree that could literally revolutionize what you, your doctor, and the rest of the world thinks about cancer treatment and chances of survival. The future has never looked more promising.
Research shows that with extracts from this miraculous tree it now may be possible to...
- Attack cancer safely and effectively with an all-natural therapy that does not cause extreme nausea, weight loss and hair loss
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- Effectively target and kill malignant cells in 12 types of cancer, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreatic cancer.
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Graviola--the plant that worked too well
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...A study published in the Journal of Natural Products, following a recent study conducted at Catholic University of South Korea stated that one chemical in Graviola was found to selectively kill colon cancer cells at "10,000 times the potency of (the commonly used chemotherapy drug) Adriamycin..."
...The most significant part of the Catholic University of South Korea report is that Graviola was shown to selectively target the cancer cells, leaving healthy cells untouched. Unlike chemotherapy, which indiscriminately targets all actively reproducing cells (such as stomach and hair cells), causing the often devastating side effects of nausea and hair loss in cancer patients.
...A study at Purdue University recently found that leaves from the Graviola tree killed cancer cells among six human cell lines and were especially effective against prostate, pancreatic and lung cancers...
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Why women in China do not get breast cancer
The article is too long, if you've no time to read all, just read the bottom 1/3.
Why women in China do not get breast cancer
Extracted from Your Life in Your Hands, by Professor Jane Plant.
I had no alternative but to die or to try to find a cure for myself. I am a scientist - surely there was a rational explanation for this cruel illness that affects one in 12 women in the UK ? I had suffered the loss of one breast, and undergone radiotherapy. I was now receiving painful chemotherapy, and had been seen by some of the country's most eminent specialists. But, deep down, I felt certain I was facing death. I had a loving husband, a beautiful home and two young children to care for. I desperately wanted to live. Fortunately, this desire drove me to unearth the facts, some of which were known only to a handful of scientists at the time. Anyone who has come into contact with breast cancer will know that certain risk factors - such as increasing age, early onset of womanhood, late onset of menopause and a family history of breast cancer - are completely out of our control. But there are many risk factors, which we can control easily. These 'controllable' risk factors readily translate into simple changes that we can all make in our day-to-day lives to help prevent or treat breast cancer. My message is that even advanced breast cancer can be overcome because I have done it. The first clue to understanding what was promoting my breast cancer came when my husband Peter, who was also a scientist, arrived back from working in China while I was being plugged in for a chemotherapy session. He had brought with him cards and letters, as well as some amazing herbal suppositories, sent by my friends and science colleagues in China . The suppositories were sent to me as a cure for breast cancer. Despite the awfulness of the situation, we both had a good belly laugh, and I remember saying that this was the treatment for breast cancer in China , then it was little wonder that Chinese women avoided getting the disease. Those words echoed in my mind..... Why didn't Chinese women in China get breast cancer? I had collaborated once with Chinese colleagues on a study of links between soil chemistry and disease, and I remembered some of the statistics. The disease was virtually non-existent throughout the whole country. Only one in 10,000 women in China will die from it, compared to that terrible figure of one in 12 in Britain and the even grimmer average of one in 10 across most Western countries. It is not just a matter of China being a more rural country, with less urban pollution. In highly urbanized Hong Kong , the rate rises to 34 women in every 10,000 but still puts the West to shame. The Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have similar rates. And remember, both cities were attacked with nuclear weapons, so in addition to the usual pollution-related cancers, one would also expect to find some radiation-related cases, too. The conclusion we can draw from these statistics strikes you with some force. If a Western woman were to move to industrialized, irradiated Hiroshima , she would slash her risk of contracting breast cancer by half. Obviously, this is absurd. It seemed obvious to me that some lifestyle factor not related to pollution, urbanization or the environment is seriously increasing the Western woman's chance of contracting breast cancer. I then discovered that whatever causes the huge differences in breast cancer rates between oriental and Western countries, it isn't genetic. Scientific research showed that when Chinese or Japanese people move to the West, within one or two generations their rates of breast cancer approach those of their host community. The same thing happens when oriental people adopt a completely Western lifestyle in Hong Kong .. In fact, the slang name for breast cancer in China translates as 'Rich Woman's Disease'. This is because, in China , only the better off can afford to eat what is termed ' Hong Kong food'. The Chinese describe all Western food, including everything from ice cream and chocolate bars to spaghetti and feta cheese, as 'Hong Kong food', because of its availability in the former British colony and its scarcity, in the past, in mainland China . So it made perfect sense to me that whatever was causing my breast cancer and the shockingly high incidence in this country generally, it was almost certainly something to do with our better-off, middle-class, Western lifestyle. There is an important point for men here, too. I have observed in my research that much of the data about prostate cancer leads to similar conclusions. According to figures from the World Health Organization, the number of men contracting prostate cancer in rural China is negligible, only 0.5 men in every 100,000. In England , Scotland and Wales , however, this figure is 70 times higher. Like breast cancer, it is a middle-class disease that primarily attacks the wealthier and higher socio-economic groups ¨C those that can afford to eat rich foods. I remember saying to my husband, 'Come on Peter, you have just come back from China . What is it about the Chinese way of life that is so different?' Why don't they get breast cancer?' We decided to utilize our joint scientific backgrounds and approach it logically. We examined scientific data that pointed us in the general direction of fats in diets. Researchers had discovered in the 1980s that only l4% of calories in the average Chinese diet were from fat, compared to almost 36% in the West. But the diet I had been living on for years before I contracted breast cancer was very low in fat and high in fibre. Besides, I knew as a scientist that fat intake in adults has not been shown to increase risk for breast cancer in most investigations that have followed large groups of women for up to a dozen years. Then one day something rather special happened. Peter and I have worked together so closely over the years that I am not sure which one of us first said: 'The Chinese don't eat dairy produce!' It is hard to explain to a non-scientist the sudden mental and emotional 'buzz' you get when you know you have had an important insight. It's as if you have had a lot of pieces of a jigsaw in your mind, and suddenly, in a few seconds, they all fall into place and the whole picture is clear. Suddenly I recalled how many Chinese people were physically unable to tolerate milk, how the Chinese people I had worked with had always said that milk was only for babies, and how one of my close friends, who is of Chinese origin, always politely turned down the cheese course at dinner parties. I knew of no Chinese people who lived a traditional Chinese life who ever used cow or other dairy food to feed their babies. The tradition was to use a wet nurse but never, ever, dairy products. Culturally, the Chinese find our Western preoccupation with milk and milk products very strange. I remember entertaining a large delegation of Chinese scientists shortly after the ending of the Cultural Revolution in the 1980s.. On advice from the Foreign Office, we had asked the caterer to provide a pudding that contained a lot of ice cream. After inquiring what the pudding consisted of, all of the Chinese, including their interpreter, politely but firmly refused to eat it, and they could not be persuaded to change their minds. At the time we were all delighted and ate extra portions! Milk, I discovered, is one of the most common causes of food allergies. Over 70% of the world's population are unable to digest the milk sugar, lactose, which has led nutritionists to believe that this is the normal condition for adults, not some sort of deficiency. Perhaps nature is trying to tell us that we are eating the wrong food. Before I had breast cancer for the first time, I had eaten a lot of dairy produce, such as skimmed milk, low-fat cheese and yoghurt. I had used it as my main source of protein. I also ate cheap but lean minced beef, which I now realized was probably often ground-up dairy cow. In order to cope with the chemotherapy I received for my fifth case of cancer, I had been eating organic yoghurts as a way of helping my digestive tract to recover and repopulate my gut with 'good' bacteria. Recently, I discovered that way back in 1989 yoghurt had been implicated in ovarian cancer. Dr Daniel Cramer of Harvard University studied hundreds of women with ovarian cancer, and had them record in detail what they normally ate. Wish I'd been made aware of his findings when he had first discovered them. Following Peter's and my insight into the Chinese diet, I decided to give up not just yoghurt but all dairy produce immediately. Cheese, butter, milk and yoghurt and anything else that contained dairy produce - it went down the sink or in the rubbish. It is surprising how many products, including commercial soups, biscuits and cakes, contain some form of dairy produce. Even many proprietary brands of margarine marketed as soya, sunflower or olive oil spreads can contain dairy produce. I therefore became an avid reader of the small print on food labels. Up to this point, I had been steadfastly measuring the progress of my fifth cancerous lump with callipers and plotting the results. Despite all the encouraging comments and positive feedback from my doctors and nurses, my own precise observations told me the bitter truth. My first chemotherapy sessions had produced no effect - the lump was still the same size. Then I eliminated dairy products. Within days, the lump started to shrink ! About two weeks after my second chemotherapy session and one week after giving up dairy produce, the lump in my neck started to itch. Then it began to soften and to reduce in size. The line on the graph, which had shown no change, was now pointing downwards as the tumour got smaller and smaller. And, very significantly, I noted that instead of declining exponentially (a graceful curve) as cancer is meant to do, the tumour's decrease in size was plotted on a straight line heading off the bottom of the graph, indicating a cure, not suppression (or remission) of the tumour. One Saturday afternoon after about six weeks of excluding all dairy produce from my diet, I practised an hour of meditation then felt for what was left of the lump. I couldn't find it.. Yet I was very experienced at detecting cancerous lumps - I had discovered all five cancers on my own. I went downstairs and asked my husband to feel my neck. He could not find any trace of the lump either. On the following Thursday I was due to be seen by my cancer specialist at Charing Cross Hospital in London . He examined me thoroughly, especially my neck where the tumour had been. He was initially bemused and then delighted as he said, 'I cannot find it.' None of my doctors, it appeared, had expected someone with my type and stage of cancer (which had clearly spread to the lymph system) to survive, let alone be so hale and hearty. My specialist was as overjoyed as I was. When I first discussed my ideas with him he was understandably skeptical. But I understand that he now uses maps showing cancer portality in China in his lectures, and recommends a non-dairy diet to his cancer patients. I now believe that the link between dairy produce and breast cancer is similar to the link between smoking and lung cancer. I believe that identifying the link between breast cancer and dairy produce, and then developing a diet specifically targeted at maintaining the health of my breast and hormone system, cured me. It was difficult for me, as it may be for you, to accept that a substance as 'natural' as milk might have such ominous health implications. But I am a living proof that it works and, starting from tomorrow, I shall reveal the secrets of my revolutionary action plan. Extracted from Your Life in
Your Hands, by Professor Jane Plant.
Summary:-
1) Only one in 10,000 women in China will die from breast cancer.
2) The Chinese do not eat dairy produce!
3) Observation : Elimination of dairy products caused the cancerous lump to shrink within days
Why women in China do not get breast cancer
Extracted from Your Life in Your Hands, by Professor Jane Plant.
I had no alternative but to die or to try to find a cure for myself. I am a scientist - surely there was a rational explanation for this cruel illness that affects one in 12 women in the UK ? I had suffered the loss of one breast, and undergone radiotherapy. I was now receiving painful chemotherapy, and had been seen by some of the country's most eminent specialists. But, deep down, I felt certain I was facing death. I had a loving husband, a beautiful home and two young children to care for. I desperately wanted to live. Fortunately, this desire drove me to unearth the facts, some of which were known only to a handful of scientists at the time. Anyone who has come into contact with breast cancer will know that certain risk factors - such as increasing age, early onset of womanhood, late onset of menopause and a family history of breast cancer - are completely out of our control. But there are many risk factors, which we can control easily. These 'controllable' risk factors readily translate into simple changes that we can all make in our day-to-day lives to help prevent or treat breast cancer. My message is that even advanced breast cancer can be overcome because I have done it. The first clue to understanding what was promoting my breast cancer came when my husband Peter, who was also a scientist, arrived back from working in China while I was being plugged in for a chemotherapy session. He had brought with him cards and letters, as well as some amazing herbal suppositories, sent by my friends and science colleagues in China . The suppositories were sent to me as a cure for breast cancer. Despite the awfulness of the situation, we both had a good belly laugh, and I remember saying that this was the treatment for breast cancer in China , then it was little wonder that Chinese women avoided getting the disease. Those words echoed in my mind..... Why didn't Chinese women in China get breast cancer? I had collaborated once with Chinese colleagues on a study of links between soil chemistry and disease, and I remembered some of the statistics. The disease was virtually non-existent throughout the whole country. Only one in 10,000 women in China will die from it, compared to that terrible figure of one in 12 in Britain and the even grimmer average of one in 10 across most Western countries. It is not just a matter of China being a more rural country, with less urban pollution. In highly urbanized Hong Kong , the rate rises to 34 women in every 10,000 but still puts the West to shame. The Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have similar rates. And remember, both cities were attacked with nuclear weapons, so in addition to the usual pollution-related cancers, one would also expect to find some radiation-related cases, too. The conclusion we can draw from these statistics strikes you with some force. If a Western woman were to move to industrialized, irradiated Hiroshima , she would slash her risk of contracting breast cancer by half. Obviously, this is absurd. It seemed obvious to me that some lifestyle factor not related to pollution, urbanization or the environment is seriously increasing the Western woman's chance of contracting breast cancer. I then discovered that whatever causes the huge differences in breast cancer rates between oriental and Western countries, it isn't genetic. Scientific research showed that when Chinese or Japanese people move to the West, within one or two generations their rates of breast cancer approach those of their host community. The same thing happens when oriental people adopt a completely Western lifestyle in Hong Kong .. In fact, the slang name for breast cancer in China translates as 'Rich Woman's Disease'. This is because, in China , only the better off can afford to eat what is termed ' Hong Kong food'. The Chinese describe all Western food, including everything from ice cream and chocolate bars to spaghetti and feta cheese, as 'Hong Kong food', because of its availability in the former British colony and its scarcity, in the past, in mainland China . So it made perfect sense to me that whatever was causing my breast cancer and the shockingly high incidence in this country generally, it was almost certainly something to do with our better-off, middle-class, Western lifestyle. There is an important point for men here, too. I have observed in my research that much of the data about prostate cancer leads to similar conclusions. According to figures from the World Health Organization, the number of men contracting prostate cancer in rural China is negligible, only 0.5 men in every 100,000. In England , Scotland and Wales , however, this figure is 70 times higher. Like breast cancer, it is a middle-class disease that primarily attacks the wealthier and higher socio-economic groups ¨C those that can afford to eat rich foods. I remember saying to my husband, 'Come on Peter, you have just come back from China . What is it about the Chinese way of life that is so different?' Why don't they get breast cancer?' We decided to utilize our joint scientific backgrounds and approach it logically. We examined scientific data that pointed us in the general direction of fats in diets. Researchers had discovered in the 1980s that only l4% of calories in the average Chinese diet were from fat, compared to almost 36% in the West. But the diet I had been living on for years before I contracted breast cancer was very low in fat and high in fibre. Besides, I knew as a scientist that fat intake in adults has not been shown to increase risk for breast cancer in most investigations that have followed large groups of women for up to a dozen years. Then one day something rather special happened. Peter and I have worked together so closely over the years that I am not sure which one of us first said: 'The Chinese don't eat dairy produce!' It is hard to explain to a non-scientist the sudden mental and emotional 'buzz' you get when you know you have had an important insight. It's as if you have had a lot of pieces of a jigsaw in your mind, and suddenly, in a few seconds, they all fall into place and the whole picture is clear. Suddenly I recalled how many Chinese people were physically unable to tolerate milk, how the Chinese people I had worked with had always said that milk was only for babies, and how one of my close friends, who is of Chinese origin, always politely turned down the cheese course at dinner parties. I knew of no Chinese people who lived a traditional Chinese life who ever used cow or other dairy food to feed their babies. The tradition was to use a wet nurse but never, ever, dairy products. Culturally, the Chinese find our Western preoccupation with milk and milk products very strange. I remember entertaining a large delegation of Chinese scientists shortly after the ending of the Cultural Revolution in the 1980s.. On advice from the Foreign Office, we had asked the caterer to provide a pudding that contained a lot of ice cream. After inquiring what the pudding consisted of, all of the Chinese, including their interpreter, politely but firmly refused to eat it, and they could not be persuaded to change their minds. At the time we were all delighted and ate extra portions! Milk, I discovered, is one of the most common causes of food allergies. Over 70% of the world's population are unable to digest the milk sugar, lactose, which has led nutritionists to believe that this is the normal condition for adults, not some sort of deficiency. Perhaps nature is trying to tell us that we are eating the wrong food. Before I had breast cancer for the first time, I had eaten a lot of dairy produce, such as skimmed milk, low-fat cheese and yoghurt. I had used it as my main source of protein. I also ate cheap but lean minced beef, which I now realized was probably often ground-up dairy cow. In order to cope with the chemotherapy I received for my fifth case of cancer, I had been eating organic yoghurts as a way of helping my digestive tract to recover and repopulate my gut with 'good' bacteria. Recently, I discovered that way back in 1989 yoghurt had been implicated in ovarian cancer. Dr Daniel Cramer of Harvard University studied hundreds of women with ovarian cancer, and had them record in detail what they normally ate. Wish I'd been made aware of his findings when he had first discovered them. Following Peter's and my insight into the Chinese diet, I decided to give up not just yoghurt but all dairy produce immediately. Cheese, butter, milk and yoghurt and anything else that contained dairy produce - it went down the sink or in the rubbish. It is surprising how many products, including commercial soups, biscuits and cakes, contain some form of dairy produce. Even many proprietary brands of margarine marketed as soya, sunflower or olive oil spreads can contain dairy produce. I therefore became an avid reader of the small print on food labels. Up to this point, I had been steadfastly measuring the progress of my fifth cancerous lump with callipers and plotting the results. Despite all the encouraging comments and positive feedback from my doctors and nurses, my own precise observations told me the bitter truth. My first chemotherapy sessions had produced no effect - the lump was still the same size. Then I eliminated dairy products. Within days, the lump started to shrink ! About two weeks after my second chemotherapy session and one week after giving up dairy produce, the lump in my neck started to itch. Then it began to soften and to reduce in size. The line on the graph, which had shown no change, was now pointing downwards as the tumour got smaller and smaller. And, very significantly, I noted that instead of declining exponentially (a graceful curve) as cancer is meant to do, the tumour's decrease in size was plotted on a straight line heading off the bottom of the graph, indicating a cure, not suppression (or remission) of the tumour. One Saturday afternoon after about six weeks of excluding all dairy produce from my diet, I practised an hour of meditation then felt for what was left of the lump. I couldn't find it.. Yet I was very experienced at detecting cancerous lumps - I had discovered all five cancers on my own. I went downstairs and asked my husband to feel my neck. He could not find any trace of the lump either. On the following Thursday I was due to be seen by my cancer specialist at Charing Cross Hospital in London . He examined me thoroughly, especially my neck where the tumour had been. He was initially bemused and then delighted as he said, 'I cannot find it.' None of my doctors, it appeared, had expected someone with my type and stage of cancer (which had clearly spread to the lymph system) to survive, let alone be so hale and hearty. My specialist was as overjoyed as I was. When I first discussed my ideas with him he was understandably skeptical. But I understand that he now uses maps showing cancer portality in China in his lectures, and recommends a non-dairy diet to his cancer patients. I now believe that the link between dairy produce and breast cancer is similar to the link between smoking and lung cancer. I believe that identifying the link between breast cancer and dairy produce, and then developing a diet specifically targeted at maintaining the health of my breast and hormone system, cured me. It was difficult for me, as it may be for you, to accept that a substance as 'natural' as milk might have such ominous health implications. But I am a living proof that it works and, starting from tomorrow, I shall reveal the secrets of my revolutionary action plan. Extracted from Your Life in
Your Hands, by Professor Jane Plant.
Summary:-
1) Only one in 10,000 women in China will die from breast cancer.
2) The Chinese do not eat dairy produce!
3) Observation : Elimination of dairy products caused the cancerous lump to shrink within days
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Lee Kuan Yew Not So Clever?
My friend has emailed the article below and I think is worth reading..........
Lee Kuan Yew Not So Clever?
Mahathir Mohamad had accused Singapore’s elder statesman Lee Kuan Yew of hypocrisy for claiming that Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese minority was being marginalised. Mahathir said of Lee, "You are not that clever. In a small group, perhaps you seem clever,”.
Mahathir claimed that the Chinese in China don’t think much of him and that it is a fact that he is marginalized by Chinese in the world. Mahathir added that Lee was not that clever.This spitefulness of Mahathir, a known racist, who hides from the fact that he is an ethnic Indian but masquerades to the world as a Malay explains why he refused to meet Lee when the latter visited Malaysia.It is therefore interesting to read below what Mahathir's nephew Ahmad Mustapha see's Lee Kuan Yew.
Singapore's Minister Mentor, Lee Kuan Yew, who was Singapore's founding father, has always been very direct in his comments. This was the man who outsmarted the communists in Singapore (with the innocent help of Malaya then and the willing help of the British) and who later outwitted the British and outpaced Malaysia in all spheres.
Singapore practices corrupt-free meritocracy and Malaysia affirmative action. The former attracted all the best brains and the latter chased out all the brains. The Singapore cabinet consists of dedicated and intelligent technocrats whereas Malaysia has one of the most unwieldy cabinets. Not only that, brain wise it was below par not even good for the kampong.
With that kind of composition, one that is very brainy, naturally Singapore, with no natural resources could outstrip Malaysia in every aspect of development. Malaysia, on the other hand, was too much preoccupied with its Malayness and the illusory 'Ketuanan Melayu' and was also more interested in useless mega iconic development rather than real social and economic development.
Whenever Kuan Yew utters anything that deemed to be a slight on Malaysia, voices were raised admonishing him. Malaysia would never dare to face reality. That Singapore had shown that it could survive was a slap on those who believed that Singapore would fold up once it left Malaysia. Therefore it was natural that these doomsayers would try to rationalise their utterances to be in their favour to combat on whatever Kuan Yew commented. Its political jealousy.
Singapore achieved its development status without any fanfare. But here in Malaysia, a development that was deceptive was proclaimed as having achieved development status. It was trumpeted as an achievement that befits first world status. This was self delusion.
Malaysians are led to believe into a make believe world, a dream world. The leaders who themselves tend to believe in their own fabricated world did not realise the people were not taken in by this kind of illusion.
Lee Kuan Yew believed in calling a spade a spade. I was there in Singapore when the People's Action Party won the elections in 1959. He was forthright in his briefing to party members as to what was expected of them and what Singapore would face in the future. Ideologically, I did not agree with him. We in the University of Malaya Socialist Club had a different interpretation of socialist reconstruction. But he was a pragmatist and wanted to bring development and welfare to the Singaporeans. Well! He succeeded.
Malaysia was so much embroiled in racial politics and due to the fear of losing political power, all actions taken by the main party in power was never targeted towards bringing wealth to all. Wealth was distributed to the chosen few only. They were the cronies and the backers of the party leadership to perpetuate their own selfish ends.
Seeing the efficiency and the progress achieved by Singapore caused the Malaysian leadership to suffer from an inferiority complex. That Malaysia should suffer from this complex was of its own making.
In a recent interview, Kuan Yew said that Malaysia could have done better if only it treated its minority Chinese and Indian population fairly. Instead they were completely marginalised and many of the best brains left the country in drove. He added that Singapore was a standing indictment to what Malaysia could have done differently. He just hit the nail right there on the head.
Malaysia recently celebrated its 50th year of independence with a bagful of uncertainties. The racial divide has become more acute. The number of Malay graduates unemployed is on the increase. And this aspect can be very explosive. But sad to see that no positive actions have been taken to address these social ills.
Various excuses were given by Malaysian leaders why Singapore had far outstripped Malaysia in all aspects of social and economic advancement. Singapore was small, they rationalised and therefore easy to manage. Singapore was not a state but merely an island.
There was one other aspect that Malaysia practises and that is to politicise all aspects of life. All government organs and machinery were 'UMNO-ised'. This was to ensure that the party will remain in power. Thus there was this misconception by the instruments of government as to what national interest is and what UMNO vested interest is.
UMNO vested interest only benefited a few and not the whole nation. But due to the UMNO-isation of the various instruments of government, the country under the present administration had equated UMNO vested interest as being that of national interest. Thus development became an avenue of making money and not for the benefit of the people. The fight against corruption took a back seat. Transparency was put on hold. And the instruments of government took it to be of national interest to cater to the vested interest of UMNO. Enforcement of various enactments and laws was selective. Thus a 'palace' in Kelang, APs cronies and close-one-eye umno MPs could exist without proper procedure. Corruption infested all govt departments, the worse is the police and lately even in the judiciary.
Singapore did not politicise its instruments of government. If ever politicisation took place, it is guided by national interest. To be efficient and to be the best in the region was of paramount importance. Thus all the elements like corruption, lackadaisical attitude towards work and other black elements, which would retard such an aim, were eliminated. Singapore naturally had placed the right priority in it's pursuit to achieve what is best for its people. This is the major difference between these two independent countries.
Malaysia in its various attempts to cover up its failures embarked on several diversions. It wanted its citizens to be proud that the country had the tallest twin-tower in the world, although the structure was designed and built by foreigners. Its now a white-elephant wasting away. It achieved in sending a man into space at an exorbitant price. For what purpose? These are what the Malays of old would say "menang sorak" (hollow victories).
It should be realised that administering a country can be likened to managing a corporate entity. If the management is efficient and dedicated and know what they are doing, the company will prosper. The reverse will be if the management is poor and bad. The company will go bust.
There are five countries around this region. There is Malaysia , and then Indonesia . To the east there is the Philippines and then there is that small enclave called the Sultanate of Brunei . All these four countries have abundance of natural resources but none can lay claim to have used all these resources to benefit the people.
Poverty was rampant and independence had not brought in any significant benefits to the people.But tiny Singapore without any resources at all managed to bring development to its citizens. It had one of the best public MRT transport systems and airlines in the world and it is a very clean city state. Their universities, health care, ports are among the best in the world.
It is impossible to compare what Singapore has achieved to what all these four countries had so far achieved. It was actually poor management and corruption, and nothing more. Everything is done for the vested interest of the few.
Malaysia, Indonesia and the Philippines and the Sultanate of Brunei need good management teams. They would not be able to do this on their own steam. I would advise that they call on Kuan Yew to show them what good governance is. Why look East to Japan when it is just next door across the causeway.
Source: http://wfol.tv/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=557&Itemid=9
Lee Kuan Yew Not So Clever?
Mahathir Mohamad had accused Singapore’s elder statesman Lee Kuan Yew of hypocrisy for claiming that Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese minority was being marginalised. Mahathir said of Lee, "You are not that clever. In a small group, perhaps you seem clever,”.
Mahathir claimed that the Chinese in China don’t think much of him and that it is a fact that he is marginalized by Chinese in the world. Mahathir added that Lee was not that clever.This spitefulness of Mahathir, a known racist, who hides from the fact that he is an ethnic Indian but masquerades to the world as a Malay explains why he refused to meet Lee when the latter visited Malaysia.It is therefore interesting to read below what Mahathir's nephew Ahmad Mustapha see's Lee Kuan Yew.
Singapore's Minister Mentor, Lee Kuan Yew, who was Singapore's founding father, has always been very direct in his comments. This was the man who outsmarted the communists in Singapore (with the innocent help of Malaya then and the willing help of the British) and who later outwitted the British and outpaced Malaysia in all spheres.
Singapore practices corrupt-free meritocracy and Malaysia affirmative action. The former attracted all the best brains and the latter chased out all the brains. The Singapore cabinet consists of dedicated and intelligent technocrats whereas Malaysia has one of the most unwieldy cabinets. Not only that, brain wise it was below par not even good for the kampong.
With that kind of composition, one that is very brainy, naturally Singapore, with no natural resources could outstrip Malaysia in every aspect of development. Malaysia, on the other hand, was too much preoccupied with its Malayness and the illusory 'Ketuanan Melayu' and was also more interested in useless mega iconic development rather than real social and economic development.
Whenever Kuan Yew utters anything that deemed to be a slight on Malaysia, voices were raised admonishing him. Malaysia would never dare to face reality. That Singapore had shown that it could survive was a slap on those who believed that Singapore would fold up once it left Malaysia. Therefore it was natural that these doomsayers would try to rationalise their utterances to be in their favour to combat on whatever Kuan Yew commented. Its political jealousy.
Singapore achieved its development status without any fanfare. But here in Malaysia, a development that was deceptive was proclaimed as having achieved development status. It was trumpeted as an achievement that befits first world status. This was self delusion.
Malaysians are led to believe into a make believe world, a dream world. The leaders who themselves tend to believe in their own fabricated world did not realise the people were not taken in by this kind of illusion.
Lee Kuan Yew believed in calling a spade a spade. I was there in Singapore when the People's Action Party won the elections in 1959. He was forthright in his briefing to party members as to what was expected of them and what Singapore would face in the future. Ideologically, I did not agree with him. We in the University of Malaya Socialist Club had a different interpretation of socialist reconstruction. But he was a pragmatist and wanted to bring development and welfare to the Singaporeans. Well! He succeeded.
Malaysia was so much embroiled in racial politics and due to the fear of losing political power, all actions taken by the main party in power was never targeted towards bringing wealth to all. Wealth was distributed to the chosen few only. They were the cronies and the backers of the party leadership to perpetuate their own selfish ends.
Seeing the efficiency and the progress achieved by Singapore caused the Malaysian leadership to suffer from an inferiority complex. That Malaysia should suffer from this complex was of its own making.
In a recent interview, Kuan Yew said that Malaysia could have done better if only it treated its minority Chinese and Indian population fairly. Instead they were completely marginalised and many of the best brains left the country in drove. He added that Singapore was a standing indictment to what Malaysia could have done differently. He just hit the nail right there on the head.
Malaysia recently celebrated its 50th year of independence with a bagful of uncertainties. The racial divide has become more acute. The number of Malay graduates unemployed is on the increase. And this aspect can be very explosive. But sad to see that no positive actions have been taken to address these social ills.
Various excuses were given by Malaysian leaders why Singapore had far outstripped Malaysia in all aspects of social and economic advancement. Singapore was small, they rationalised and therefore easy to manage. Singapore was not a state but merely an island.
There was one other aspect that Malaysia practises and that is to politicise all aspects of life. All government organs and machinery were 'UMNO-ised'. This was to ensure that the party will remain in power. Thus there was this misconception by the instruments of government as to what national interest is and what UMNO vested interest is.
UMNO vested interest only benefited a few and not the whole nation. But due to the UMNO-isation of the various instruments of government, the country under the present administration had equated UMNO vested interest as being that of national interest. Thus development became an avenue of making money and not for the benefit of the people. The fight against corruption took a back seat. Transparency was put on hold. And the instruments of government took it to be of national interest to cater to the vested interest of UMNO. Enforcement of various enactments and laws was selective. Thus a 'palace' in Kelang, APs cronies and close-one-eye umno MPs could exist without proper procedure. Corruption infested all govt departments, the worse is the police and lately even in the judiciary.
Singapore did not politicise its instruments of government. If ever politicisation took place, it is guided by national interest. To be efficient and to be the best in the region was of paramount importance. Thus all the elements like corruption, lackadaisical attitude towards work and other black elements, which would retard such an aim, were eliminated. Singapore naturally had placed the right priority in it's pursuit to achieve what is best for its people. This is the major difference between these two independent countries.
Malaysia in its various attempts to cover up its failures embarked on several diversions. It wanted its citizens to be proud that the country had the tallest twin-tower in the world, although the structure was designed and built by foreigners. Its now a white-elephant wasting away. It achieved in sending a man into space at an exorbitant price. For what purpose? These are what the Malays of old would say "menang sorak" (hollow victories).
It should be realised that administering a country can be likened to managing a corporate entity. If the management is efficient and dedicated and know what they are doing, the company will prosper. The reverse will be if the management is poor and bad. The company will go bust.
There are five countries around this region. There is Malaysia , and then Indonesia . To the east there is the Philippines and then there is that small enclave called the Sultanate of Brunei . All these four countries have abundance of natural resources but none can lay claim to have used all these resources to benefit the people.
Poverty was rampant and independence had not brought in any significant benefits to the people.But tiny Singapore without any resources at all managed to bring development to its citizens. It had one of the best public MRT transport systems and airlines in the world and it is a very clean city state. Their universities, health care, ports are among the best in the world.
It is impossible to compare what Singapore has achieved to what all these four countries had so far achieved. It was actually poor management and corruption, and nothing more. Everything is done for the vested interest of the few.
Malaysia, Indonesia and the Philippines and the Sultanate of Brunei need good management teams. They would not be able to do this on their own steam. I would advise that they call on Kuan Yew to show them what good governance is. Why look East to Japan when it is just next door across the causeway.
Source: http://wfol.tv/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=557&Itemid=9
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Is there no law against vandalism in Malaysia???
Ha ha ha....... need another new law? Is there presently no law against vandalism? ha ha ha I di not think so. In Bolehland it is not the lack of law-lah.... It is the lack of enforcement-lah.....
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Lee: We need an Anti-Vandalism Act
PETALING JAYA: Vandalism cannot be tackled via education alone but must be backed by stringent legislation and strong enforcement, says a social activist.
“An Anti-Vandalism Act should be introduced to allow deterrent punishment and compulsory community service,” Tan Sri Lee Lam Thye Lee said Sunday.
He suggested the proposed law include provisions for community service, the number of hours to be determined by the relevant authorities, and a jail term of not more than three years, and caning for habitual offenders (more than three times), subject to the Criminal Procedure Code.
“Hardly a week passes without reports in the media about some form of vandalism being committed on public telephones, road signs, street lighting, parks, flats and other public amenities,” he said in a statement.
Though vandalism in Malaysia was not as severe as in countries in the West, the quantum of damage caused rendered it a serious problem that must be tackled effectively, said the vice-chairman of the Malaysian Crime Prevention Foundation.
“As it is difficult for the authorities to nab the culprits red-handed, members of the public can make a citizen’s arrest on those caught in the act of vandalism and hand them over to the authorities,” he added.
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Lee: We need an Anti-Vandalism Act
PETALING JAYA: Vandalism cannot be tackled via education alone but must be backed by stringent legislation and strong enforcement, says a social activist.
“An Anti-Vandalism Act should be introduced to allow deterrent punishment and compulsory community service,” Tan Sri Lee Lam Thye Lee said Sunday.
He suggested the proposed law include provisions for community service, the number of hours to be determined by the relevant authorities, and a jail term of not more than three years, and caning for habitual offenders (more than three times), subject to the Criminal Procedure Code.
“Hardly a week passes without reports in the media about some form of vandalism being committed on public telephones, road signs, street lighting, parks, flats and other public amenities,” he said in a statement.
Though vandalism in Malaysia was not as severe as in countries in the West, the quantum of damage caused rendered it a serious problem that must be tackled effectively, said the vice-chairman of the Malaysian Crime Prevention Foundation.
“As it is difficult for the authorities to nab the culprits red-handed, members of the public can make a citizen’s arrest on those caught in the act of vandalism and hand them over to the authorities,” he added.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
What an independent MACC?
Ha ha just see how independent MACC is? A minister in the BN lead gomen acts as spokeman for MACC? Ha ha ha does this makes sense? Yes only in BolehLand. What ever you may call the anti corruption agency. MACC or ACA ... they are still the same. Still not independent and designed to decieve or memperbodohkan rakyat.
It should be called Malaysian All (4) Corruption Commission......... malu lah want to compare with HK ICAC...........
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Nazri explains MACC dead ends in Lingam video probe
KUALA LUMPUR, June 17 – The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) has closed one of the four investigation papers opened on the V.K. Lingam video clip case for lack of evidence to press charges under Section 11(c) of the Anti-Corruption Act 1997, the Dewan Rakyat was told today.
Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Aziz said three of the investigation papers were referred to the Attorney-General's Chambers.
He said this in a written reply to Karpal Singh (DAP-Bukit Gelugor) who had wanted to know why no follow-up action had been taken against any individual following the recommendation of the Royal Commission of Inquiry into the V.K. Lingam video clip.
Nazri said no follow-up action was taken in two of the referred investigation papers owing to lack of evidence to show any offence was committed.
He also said that no one could be identified as having committed an offence during the handling of classified documents in the consideration of the appointment of judges of the high court.
Meanwhile, one more investigation paper was incomplete as an important witness had yet to be traced, he said.
The five-member commission, in its report, found that it was former chief justice Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim who was talking to prominent lawyer Datuk V. K. Lingam on the telephone, and that the video clip was authentic and that the conversation was true in substance.
The commission also recommended that appropriate course of action be taken against six individuals – Lingam, tycoon Tan Sri Vincent Tan, Umno secretary-general Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor, former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and two former chief justices, Ahmad Fairuz and Tun Mohd Eusoff Chin – for misconduct.
It found that there was sufficient evidence to investigate the six men for offences under the Sedition Act, Official Secrets Act, the Penal Code and the Legal Profession Act 1976. – Bernama
It should be called Malaysian All (4) Corruption Commission......... malu lah want to compare with HK ICAC...........
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Nazri explains MACC dead ends in Lingam video probe
KUALA LUMPUR, June 17 – The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) has closed one of the four investigation papers opened on the V.K. Lingam video clip case for lack of evidence to press charges under Section 11(c) of the Anti-Corruption Act 1997, the Dewan Rakyat was told today.
Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Aziz said three of the investigation papers were referred to the Attorney-General's Chambers.
He said this in a written reply to Karpal Singh (DAP-Bukit Gelugor) who had wanted to know why no follow-up action had been taken against any individual following the recommendation of the Royal Commission of Inquiry into the V.K. Lingam video clip.
Nazri said no follow-up action was taken in two of the referred investigation papers owing to lack of evidence to show any offence was committed.
He also said that no one could be identified as having committed an offence during the handling of classified documents in the consideration of the appointment of judges of the high court.
Meanwhile, one more investigation paper was incomplete as an important witness had yet to be traced, he said.
The five-member commission, in its report, found that it was former chief justice Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim who was talking to prominent lawyer Datuk V. K. Lingam on the telephone, and that the video clip was authentic and that the conversation was true in substance.
The commission also recommended that appropriate course of action be taken against six individuals – Lingam, tycoon Tan Sri Vincent Tan, Umno secretary-general Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor, former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and two former chief justices, Ahmad Fairuz and Tun Mohd Eusoff Chin – for misconduct.
It found that there was sufficient evidence to investigate the six men for offences under the Sedition Act, Official Secrets Act, the Penal Code and the Legal Profession Act 1976. – Bernama
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Deadly bacteria found in Police lock up
Would you believe it?
A deadly bacteria that infects the intestine that will cause almost immediate death without any symptom is found in Malaysia in Damansara Damai police lock up.
Ha ha ha just no sign of any symptom and the infected person will just die near a toilet suddenly.
Looks like this deasease is deadly than the H1N1 virus which at least have some symptoms.
Hope this bactetia is not contigious and will not spread to other parts of the country or to other countries........ ha ha ha
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Suspected thief died in lock-up due to infection
PETALING JAYA: Suspected thief A. Gnana-pragasam’s death in a police lock-up was because of a bacterial infection in the intestine, according to the post-mortem findings.
Selangor police chief Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar said the post-mortem conducted
by Universiti Malaya Medical Centre (UMMC) pathologist Dr Prashant Samberkar yesterday afternoon found that Gnanapragasam died
of “toxaemia secondary to spontaneous
peritonitis” which means poison in the
blood from bacterial infection in the intestines.
“I was also informed that Dr Prashant found no bruises on the body”, he said when contacted.
On Sunday, 53-year-old Gnanapragasam was found dead near a toilet at the Daman-sara Damai police lock-up by a guard. He was arrested for allegedly breaking into a house in Sungai Buloh.
He was sharing a cell with four other men who were sleeping at the time his body was found.
Earlier, his wife M. Manimatalai, 40, accompanied by Kapar MP S. Manikavasagam, Bukit Lanjan assemblyman Elizabeth Wong as well as 20 other people went to the mortuary at 8pm to collect Gnanapragasam’s death certificate.
A deadly bacteria that infects the intestine that will cause almost immediate death without any symptom is found in Malaysia in Damansara Damai police lock up.
Ha ha ha just no sign of any symptom and the infected person will just die near a toilet suddenly.
Looks like this deasease is deadly than the H1N1 virus which at least have some symptoms.
Hope this bactetia is not contigious and will not spread to other parts of the country or to other countries........ ha ha ha
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Suspected thief died in lock-up due to infection
PETALING JAYA: Suspected thief A. Gnana-pragasam’s death in a police lock-up was because of a bacterial infection in the intestine, according to the post-mortem findings.
Selangor police chief Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar said the post-mortem conducted
by Universiti Malaya Medical Centre (UMMC) pathologist Dr Prashant Samberkar yesterday afternoon found that Gnanapragasam died
of “toxaemia secondary to spontaneous
peritonitis” which means poison in the
blood from bacterial infection in the intestines.
“I was also informed that Dr Prashant found no bruises on the body”, he said when contacted.
On Sunday, 53-year-old Gnanapragasam was found dead near a toilet at the Daman-sara Damai police lock-up by a guard. He was arrested for allegedly breaking into a house in Sungai Buloh.
He was sharing a cell with four other men who were sleeping at the time his body was found.
Earlier, his wife M. Manimatalai, 40, accompanied by Kapar MP S. Manikavasagam, Bukit Lanjan assemblyman Elizabeth Wong as well as 20 other people went to the mortuary at 8pm to collect Gnanapragasam’s death certificate.
Rejects from Penang
The reject @ super minister @ statistic collection clerk violated the Standing order. ha ha ha
What a rejected 'genius'? Asking LGE why the allocation for conservation for Penang was MUCH LESS that that for Malacca when the allocation is from the BN lead Federal Government. No wonder after 18 years as CM in Penang and Penang has not progressed much....... ha ha ha
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Tsu Koon comes under fire for interruption
KUALA LUMPUR: Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon had a hard time from Opposition MPs in the Dewan Rakyat when he “violated” the Standing Orders – he wanted an explanation from Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng, who had himself stood up to ask a query.
“Minta penjelasan (seeking clarification),” the Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department asked Lim, who had just finished asking a supplementary question on why allocation for conservation work in Penang was much less than that for Malacca.
Shouts of “Mana boleh! Tak tahu Standing Order kah? (How can you do that? Don’t you know the Standing Orders?”) came from the left side of the Dewan.
Khalid Abd Samad (PAS-Shah Alam) promptly raised his hand, holding out the Standing Order.
Even Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia chuckled while Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin signalled for Dr Koh to sit down.
At the Parliament lobby, Mohd Azmin Ali (PKR-Gombak) said: “He (Dr Koh) wants to have Key Performance Indicators and yet he himself does not know the rules and regulations.”
Another Opposition MP from Penang, Mohd Yusmadi Mohd Yusoff (PKR-Balik Pulau), said Dr Koh had embarrassed Penangites.
Dr Koh, however, said he could not help it when Lim gave a misleading statement about Penang.
“I could not resist,” he said, adding that the state had received an allocation of not less than RM150mil from the Federal Government on conservation works in the 7th and 8th Malaysia Plans
What a rejected 'genius'? Asking LGE why the allocation for conservation for Penang was MUCH LESS that that for Malacca when the allocation is from the BN lead Federal Government. No wonder after 18 years as CM in Penang and Penang has not progressed much....... ha ha ha
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Tsu Koon comes under fire for interruption
KUALA LUMPUR: Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon had a hard time from Opposition MPs in the Dewan Rakyat when he “violated” the Standing Orders – he wanted an explanation from Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng, who had himself stood up to ask a query.
“Minta penjelasan (seeking clarification),” the Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department asked Lim, who had just finished asking a supplementary question on why allocation for conservation work in Penang was much less than that for Malacca.
Shouts of “Mana boleh! Tak tahu Standing Order kah? (How can you do that? Don’t you know the Standing Orders?”) came from the left side of the Dewan.
Khalid Abd Samad (PAS-Shah Alam) promptly raised his hand, holding out the Standing Order.
Even Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia chuckled while Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin signalled for Dr Koh to sit down.
At the Parliament lobby, Mohd Azmin Ali (PKR-Gombak) said: “He (Dr Koh) wants to have Key Performance Indicators and yet he himself does not know the rules and regulations.”
Another Opposition MP from Penang, Mohd Yusmadi Mohd Yusoff (PKR-Balik Pulau), said Dr Koh had embarrassed Penangites.
Dr Koh, however, said he could not help it when Lim gave a misleading statement about Penang.
“I could not resist,” he said, adding that the state had received an allocation of not less than RM150mil from the Federal Government on conservation works in the 7th and 8th Malaysia Plans
Monday, June 15, 2009
Tee Keat raps critics over MCA quit poll
Ha ha ha Ong TakKut now shaking with fear. The MASTER is very angry becos' of the poll. What can the lap dog do? Shaking with fear.
Just see how a politician changes like a chameleon. Before become president sais one thing, after then sings a different tone.
What is your BOLA? Dropped off or being squeezed by Najis or may be none at all......
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Tee Keat raps critics over MCA quit poll
KUALA LUMPUR, June 14 — Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat today hit back at critics of his weblog’s opinion poll over the MCA’s future in the ruling Barisan Nasional, calling personal challenges to quit the coalition “laughable” and a local newspaper’s stance revealing a resistance to change in the current political scenario.
The MCA president explained that the poll in his www.ongteekeat.net weblog was put up after Barisan Nasional’s dismal outing in Election 2008 to assess public views and the party was determined to move on with the public feedback in mind.
The poll “Whether MCA should quit BN?” was brought down earlier this week after some 76 per cent said the party should quit the coalition.
“I think, any political party that strives to stay relevant should not turn a blind eye to any contemporary discourse, even if the topic is less palatable to the party,” said Ong in a posting at his weblog, adding it was “indeed unfortunate that a legislator or the media with specific agenda chose the spin the issue out of context”.
“The issuance of personal challenge to quit BN is laughable and uncalled for, as the poll is purely academic in nature, as was rightly put by the Prime Minister-cum-BN President, whilst the outcome of the poll only serves as a reference for the party, just like any other opinion polls conducted by some independent or partisan-linked entities,” said the Transport Minister.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak called it an academic exercise, adding MCA would remain a senior member of the coalition.
Tee Keat also noted the “personal and vicious” challenge issued to him would be treated with the “disdain it deserves”, saying it was deplorable that politicians do not understand the meaning of opinion polls.
“The hegemonic swipe would only further alienate right-thinking Malaysians, including those who choose to stay committed with BN.
“A particular daily’s stance has to a certain extent revealed its resistance to change amid the prevailing political scenario. MCA having gone through the electoral setback in 2008, is at least bracing for change. The party is determined to move on with the public feedback in mind,” he added.
The Umno-controlled Utusan Malaysia’s Awang Selamat, a pseudonym used by its editors, said the opinion poll was a move by MCA to pressure Umno for concessions. Both MCA and Umno together with MIC are the original members of the Alliance when the country received independence in 1957.
He also said the party would not turn a deaf ear to the people, adding the MCA was not apologetic for articulating the peoples’ concerns.
The poll and other polls were removed after an outcry last week with DAP supremo Lim Kit Siang asking Tee Keat if he would take his party out of Barisan Nasional. The first response to the poll, “Should MCA leave BN?” was recorded on Aug 27, last year, before Tee Keat took over as MCA president.
Just see how a politician changes like a chameleon. Before become president sais one thing, after then sings a different tone.
What is your BOLA? Dropped off or being squeezed by Najis or may be none at all......
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Tee Keat raps critics over MCA quit poll
KUALA LUMPUR, June 14 — Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat today hit back at critics of his weblog’s opinion poll over the MCA’s future in the ruling Barisan Nasional, calling personal challenges to quit the coalition “laughable” and a local newspaper’s stance revealing a resistance to change in the current political scenario.
The MCA president explained that the poll in his www.ongteekeat.net weblog was put up after Barisan Nasional’s dismal outing in Election 2008 to assess public views and the party was determined to move on with the public feedback in mind.
The poll “Whether MCA should quit BN?” was brought down earlier this week after some 76 per cent said the party should quit the coalition.
“I think, any political party that strives to stay relevant should not turn a blind eye to any contemporary discourse, even if the topic is less palatable to the party,” said Ong in a posting at his weblog, adding it was “indeed unfortunate that a legislator or the media with specific agenda chose the spin the issue out of context”.
“The issuance of personal challenge to quit BN is laughable and uncalled for, as the poll is purely academic in nature, as was rightly put by the Prime Minister-cum-BN President, whilst the outcome of the poll only serves as a reference for the party, just like any other opinion polls conducted by some independent or partisan-linked entities,” said the Transport Minister.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak called it an academic exercise, adding MCA would remain a senior member of the coalition.
Tee Keat also noted the “personal and vicious” challenge issued to him would be treated with the “disdain it deserves”, saying it was deplorable that politicians do not understand the meaning of opinion polls.
“The hegemonic swipe would only further alienate right-thinking Malaysians, including those who choose to stay committed with BN.
“A particular daily’s stance has to a certain extent revealed its resistance to change amid the prevailing political scenario. MCA having gone through the electoral setback in 2008, is at least bracing for change. The party is determined to move on with the public feedback in mind,” he added.
The Umno-controlled Utusan Malaysia’s Awang Selamat, a pseudonym used by its editors, said the opinion poll was a move by MCA to pressure Umno for concessions. Both MCA and Umno together with MIC are the original members of the Alliance when the country received independence in 1957.
He also said the party would not turn a deaf ear to the people, adding the MCA was not apologetic for articulating the peoples’ concerns.
The poll and other polls were removed after an outcry last week with DAP supremo Lim Kit Siang asking Tee Keat if he would take his party out of Barisan Nasional. The first response to the poll, “Should MCA leave BN?” was recorded on Aug 27, last year, before Tee Keat took over as MCA president.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Harping over ikan bilis.......
Ha ha ha why get too personal.... Why fight among your own party comrades? Why want attention????? If have evidence just report to MACC or police. Why go after ikan bilis? Go for the big fish like PKFZ ........
Party bosses were informed, says DAP chairman
GEORGE TOWN: Nibong Tebal DAP chairman Teh Hock Yong claims that he had informed the party’s top leaders about the alleged misappropriation of funds by Jawi assemblyman Tan Beng Huat for a karaoke set.
He said he informed party secretary-general Lim Guan Eng, state DAP chairman Chow Kon Yeow and Deputy Chief Minister II Dr P. Ramasamy about the matter.
“In fact, Lim called me personally to ask about the issue. He then told me to lodge a report with Dr Ramasamy.
“I even sent an SMS to Chow about the matter,” he said.
Teh, who said he has evidence to back his claim that Tan had misused a RM2,000 allocation for the set which was only worth RM450, also denied he did not get along with the assemblyman.
“We are party comrades and there is no truth in that we don’t get along, although there are times when we have differences,” he said.
Lim had told a press conference here yesterday that neither he nor Chow had been informed about the matter. He added that he knew Teh did not get along with Tan.
Party bosses were informed, says DAP chairman
GEORGE TOWN: Nibong Tebal DAP chairman Teh Hock Yong claims that he had informed the party’s top leaders about the alleged misappropriation of funds by Jawi assemblyman Tan Beng Huat for a karaoke set.
He said he informed party secretary-general Lim Guan Eng, state DAP chairman Chow Kon Yeow and Deputy Chief Minister II Dr P. Ramasamy about the matter.
“In fact, Lim called me personally to ask about the issue. He then told me to lodge a report with Dr Ramasamy.
“I even sent an SMS to Chow about the matter,” he said.
Teh, who said he has evidence to back his claim that Tan had misused a RM2,000 allocation for the set which was only worth RM450, also denied he did not get along with the assemblyman.
“We are party comrades and there is no truth in that we don’t get along, although there are times when we have differences,” he said.
Lim had told a press conference here yesterday that neither he nor Chow had been informed about the matter. He added that he knew Teh did not get along with Tan.
Diarrhoea remedy
Recieved email from a friend. The source of email is unknown. Anyway if the remedy works why not just try. I have not try the remedy yet but will if I have Diarrhoea. Thanks to who ever the source is.
Diarrhoea remedy
When someone gets diarrhoea, sometimes the solution is so easy, we wonder why anyone has to suffer. The secret is in rice water.
This is already known in this region. Ask your maids -- Sri Lankan, Indonesian, Filipina and they would know about it. (My mother) knew about it. When Dr Albert Winsemius came to Singapore for a farewell and thank you dinner in his honour, he brought along his wife Aly and his granddaughter, Jolijn. Both women came down with very bad gastroenteritis. They saw the doctor who gave them medication. It was slow to work.
Mother boiled some rice in lots of water and went to their hotel with two 1.5L bottles of rice water. I cringed in shame at the offer of this folk remedy, which seemed so primitive to me. Never heard of this cure before. To my surprise, it worked, and they were even able to go out for dinner the next day. Both were exclaiming how the rice water did the trick of making them well again. Well, lucky it worked, I thought to myself.
I was discussing this some years back with Kim Ng, the ex-matron of KK Hospital. She said, yes, that is what Professor Wong Hock Boon, the notable paediatrician teaches. I was shocked and made some comment how could he? It was common knowledge so what had he to do with it? Many months later, I regretted laughing at it. Dr Christina Shanta Emmanuel, who is the CEO of...uh, which group I have forgotten. Either National Health Group, or Polyclinics, or whatever.. regarded me seriously when I brought up the topic like it was good fun. She said that Prof Wong Hock Boon had presented a paper on it. At some conference. After he had done clinical trials.
Then his results were published in the Lancet, the Medical Journal all doctors read. In fact, said Shanta, he was credited for saving the lives of 2 million African babies by this method.
Ah, so! I am impressed.
It is rice water and not rice, that does the trick. I have found it effective again and again. You take a handful of rice and boil it in a large saucepan with lots of water. Like three or four large glasses. Then you cool that and drink the water. If you are in a hurry to relieve the ailing person, take the saucepan off the fire and dunk it in a frying pan or basin of cool water with ice cubes if necessary.
This gives the patient a chance to drink the rice water sooner and cure himself or herself sooner.
When drinking the rice water, make sure there is lots of it. You have to tell the patient that enough water must go in to line your guts from throat to other end, all 10 to 12 metres of it. If you take rice, it stays in the stomach. If you take broth, some of it may go into the small intestine.
But if you take rice water, it will carry rice grains to every inch of your small and large intestine to the end where the problem is.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Mamak-son : Umno-PAS talks crucial for economy
Ha ha ha..... Just how hear what this Mamak-son says. Is it crucial for the country or Umnoputras?
Just in case this stupid son of the old horse does not know. The thing that discourage FDI into Malaysia is the NEP and corruption.
Who would like to invest in a country when you have to bribe you way through, due to quota you have to employ 30% unproductive staff and workers and worse give 30% share to some earth prince for doing nothing.....
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Mukhriz: Umno-PAS talks crucial for economy
PORT KLANG, June 9 - Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Mukhriz Tun Mahathir said discussions between Umno and PAS can calm down the political scenario and restore stability, the main selling point for Malaysia in attracting foreign direct investments (FDI).
"Many investors no longer see Malaysia as a stable country that can guarantee returns over the long term," he said when asked to comment on the willingness of PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang to discuss with Umno on issues important to the nation.
"Nowadays, some potential investors may have the perception that the political situation in Malaysia is like other countries which experienced instability. This comes from watching news reports on the country," he said after the ground breaking ceremony of SIMS Copper Sdn Bhd factory, a subsidiary of SIMS Group at Port Klang Free Zone here today.
Mukhriz said if the political calm once enjoyed by the nation could be restored by having Umno-PAS discussions, Malaysians would gain economically, what with the challenging economic conditions.
Asked whether there were potential investors making a u-turn to invest in Malaysia, he said: "We can't say for sure but are certain and have heard this before. Street demonstrations as seen on TV are a major turn off for potential investors."
He said Malaysia was never included in the list of countries with political instability but nowadays it seemed to happen more often and this had impacted the nation's image and gave rise to perception that it was no longer politically stable.
"Political stability is one of the top criteria for investors when making decisions as they want to be certain that their investments of millions of ringgit will be safe and intact."
Mukhriz said although surveys by certain parties found that some youngsters had become politically apathetic and turned off by politics be it Barisan Nasional or the Opposition, they were no longer in favour of both sides.
"It is important that we reduce politicking among political parties and stick to the business of running the goverment and nation the best we can under current economic circumstances," he added. - Bernama
Just in case this stupid son of the old horse does not know. The thing that discourage FDI into Malaysia is the NEP and corruption.
Who would like to invest in a country when you have to bribe you way through, due to quota you have to employ 30% unproductive staff and workers and worse give 30% share to some earth prince for doing nothing.....
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Mukhriz: Umno-PAS talks crucial for economy
PORT KLANG, June 9 - Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Mukhriz Tun Mahathir said discussions between Umno and PAS can calm down the political scenario and restore stability, the main selling point for Malaysia in attracting foreign direct investments (FDI).
"Many investors no longer see Malaysia as a stable country that can guarantee returns over the long term," he said when asked to comment on the willingness of PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang to discuss with Umno on issues important to the nation.
"Nowadays, some potential investors may have the perception that the political situation in Malaysia is like other countries which experienced instability. This comes from watching news reports on the country," he said after the ground breaking ceremony of SIMS Copper Sdn Bhd factory, a subsidiary of SIMS Group at Port Klang Free Zone here today.
Mukhriz said if the political calm once enjoyed by the nation could be restored by having Umno-PAS discussions, Malaysians would gain economically, what with the challenging economic conditions.
Asked whether there were potential investors making a u-turn to invest in Malaysia, he said: "We can't say for sure but are certain and have heard this before. Street demonstrations as seen on TV are a major turn off for potential investors."
He said Malaysia was never included in the list of countries with political instability but nowadays it seemed to happen more often and this had impacted the nation's image and gave rise to perception that it was no longer politically stable.
"Political stability is one of the top criteria for investors when making decisions as they want to be certain that their investments of millions of ringgit will be safe and intact."
Mukhriz said although surveys by certain parties found that some youngsters had become politically apathetic and turned off by politics be it Barisan Nasional or the Opposition, they were no longer in favour of both sides.
"It is important that we reduce politicking among political parties and stick to the business of running the goverment and nation the best we can under current economic circumstances," he added. - Bernama
Monday, June 08, 2009
A crab teaching his chlildren how to walk straight... ha ha ha
Ha ha talking about himself. Ha ha ha remember what Rosman says about Najis. Ha ha ha now talking about others. It is a case of a pot calling the kettle black or in Malay Kertam menajar anak berjalan terus............
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Najib chides BN leaders obsessed with posts instead of serving people
By Shannon Teoh
KUALA LUMPUR, June 7 – Datuk Seri Najib Razak today scolded Barisan Nasional leaders who were too obsessed with party posts, saying they should focus on the people and regain support for the ruling federal government coalition after its dismal Election 2008 results.
“Sometimes we are too obsessed with political positions in our own parties. We struggle to the end to get positions within our parties, even in Umno,” the Barisan chairman said when opening the PPP annual assembly here
The prime minister picked the most obvious event to criticise internal politicking as PPP has been in crisis with two “presidents” after expelled Youth chief Datuk T. Murugiah was declared as president in a recent emergency general meeting.
It has led to the Registrar of Societies having to decide whether president Datuk M. Kayveas, recently returned unopposed, or Murugiah is the legitimate leader of the party.
Najib said the fight for posts was a problem within the Barisan, which has been in power for so long and has not realised that “nostalgia, sentiment and even kindness” can be forgotten.
Instead, Barisan must “feel the pulse of the people” and “not think it is business as usual.
“When will we learn and change? Losing two-thirds of parliament and four states should be lesson enough,” Najib said, adding that Barisan parties must accept the reality that it was the ruling coalition’s worse ever performance in its 52 years in power.
He added that a “tsunami” was an accurate description for the last general elections as “it is a phenomenon where you do not see the waves until it is too late.”
“Do not underestimate the Malaysian public, who can smile and shake your hand but inside they say wait until elections and I will show my power,” he warned.
But Najib also asked PPP not to be disheartened by being completely wiped out in the March 8 general elections last year.
He called on the party not to be “fairweather friends” but continue to work hard alongside other Barisan component parties.
“It is okay to change seats, as long as you remain on the same mat,” Najib told the party members.
Kayveas had hinted in the past that PPP was unhappy with Barisan and was thinking of going independent.
Murugiah, however, has pledged that he will keep PPP within Barisan, chiding Kayveas for making such threats.
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Najib chides BN leaders obsessed with posts instead of serving people
By Shannon Teoh
KUALA LUMPUR, June 7 – Datuk Seri Najib Razak today scolded Barisan Nasional leaders who were too obsessed with party posts, saying they should focus on the people and regain support for the ruling federal government coalition after its dismal Election 2008 results.
“Sometimes we are too obsessed with political positions in our own parties. We struggle to the end to get positions within our parties, even in Umno,” the Barisan chairman said when opening the PPP annual assembly here
The prime minister picked the most obvious event to criticise internal politicking as PPP has been in crisis with two “presidents” after expelled Youth chief Datuk T. Murugiah was declared as president in a recent emergency general meeting.
It has led to the Registrar of Societies having to decide whether president Datuk M. Kayveas, recently returned unopposed, or Murugiah is the legitimate leader of the party.
Najib said the fight for posts was a problem within the Barisan, which has been in power for so long and has not realised that “nostalgia, sentiment and even kindness” can be forgotten.
Instead, Barisan must “feel the pulse of the people” and “not think it is business as usual.
“When will we learn and change? Losing two-thirds of parliament and four states should be lesson enough,” Najib said, adding that Barisan parties must accept the reality that it was the ruling coalition’s worse ever performance in its 52 years in power.
He added that a “tsunami” was an accurate description for the last general elections as “it is a phenomenon where you do not see the waves until it is too late.”
“Do not underestimate the Malaysian public, who can smile and shake your hand but inside they say wait until elections and I will show my power,” he warned.
But Najib also asked PPP not to be disheartened by being completely wiped out in the March 8 general elections last year.
He called on the party not to be “fairweather friends” but continue to work hard alongside other Barisan component parties.
“It is okay to change seats, as long as you remain on the same mat,” Najib told the party members.
Kayveas had hinted in the past that PPP was unhappy with Barisan and was thinking of going independent.
Murugiah, however, has pledged that he will keep PPP within Barisan, chiding Kayveas for making such threats.
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Potong Zaka: Read this - Ha! Ha! Ha!
Potong Zaka: Read this - Ha! Ha! Ha!
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa.. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau.... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.....kasi susa saja..................
...................Bukan potong zaka la.....
Proton Saga.......lah
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa.. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau.... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.....kasi susa saja..................
...................Bukan potong zaka la.....
Proton Saga.......lah
Danger of communicating in diff wavelength
In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wifethrows her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm amonth overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! Thedoctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,we can't tell anybody".
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB(Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has notbeen paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have toinform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about thistonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he,mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife isone month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" thehusband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB,"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cutyours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB(Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has notbeen paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have toinform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about thistonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he,mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife isone month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" thehusband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB,"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cutyours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
Recession Updates
Recession Updates
1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirtythieves. Ten were laid off!!
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin andhired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at thesame rate
3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to makea small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let mybrother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm nowAmerica 's third biggest lender.
7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of thewindow in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
10. Quote from a wall street banker: This is worse than divorce. I’velost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..
1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirtythieves. Ten were laid off!!
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin andhired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at thesame rate
3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to makea small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let mybrother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm nowAmerica 's third biggest lender.
7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of thewindow in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
10. Quote from a wall street banker: This is worse than divorce. I’velost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..
Your annual Dementia Test
Your annual Dementia Test HAVE A GO
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say ' silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World . However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or 'no man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator. You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four g et on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on .. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say ' silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World . However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or 'no man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator. You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four g et on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on .. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other
Hotel Bill - an absolute Gem.
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne.
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tellsthe clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00.
When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that wereavailable for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! The man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50..00.'
'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have!'
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tellsthe clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00.
When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that wereavailable for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! The man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50..00.'
'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have!'
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Jokes
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.
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Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty
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Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you. To see if you really mean it!
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Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life Wife:
Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
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The stock markets now are like an old man's dick. Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!
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This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"
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The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"
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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
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What is the difference between a chicken and a baby Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra , what would you get Tit-Bits. And if it bursts in a man's underwear Banana split.
What's the difference between a bomb & a condom? In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condom blasts, population increases.
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Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty
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Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you. To see if you really mean it!
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Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life Wife:
Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
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The stock markets now are like an old man's dick. Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!
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This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"
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The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"
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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
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What is the difference between a chicken and a baby Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra , what would you get Tit-Bits. And if it bursts in a man's underwear Banana split.
What's the difference between a bomb & a condom? In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condom blasts, population increases.
The Umno man
An old kampung imam had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.
1. The Holy Book.
2. A fifty ringgit note.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. And a Playboy magazine
'I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up." "If it's the holy book, he's going to be an imam like me, an what a blessing that would be!" "If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too." But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and God, what a shame that would be." "And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room..
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Holy Book and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the fifty ringgit note and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.
"God have mercy," the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Majlis Tertinggi UMNO."
1. The Holy Book.
2. A fifty ringgit note.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. And a Playboy magazine
'I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up." "If it's the holy book, he's going to be an imam like me, an what a blessing that would be!" "If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too." But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and God, what a shame that would be." "And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room..
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Holy Book and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the fifty ringgit note and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.
"God have mercy," the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Majlis Tertinggi UMNO."
$40,000 Funeral
Joe died.
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
'Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
'How much did this really cost?'
'All of it,' said Sharon. 'Forty thousand.'
'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'
Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'
(See attached)
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
'Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
'How much did this really cost?'
'All of it,' said Sharon. 'Forty thousand.'
'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'
Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'
(See attached)
Singapore Airlines .......joke of the day
Singapore Airlines .......joke of the day
Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ngwith their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when theyreached 20, they were still virgins.Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" (handsomeguys).They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curiousabout their daughters' first-night experience.So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons,Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters andwhether you are satisfied.Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use codes to describe your experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off.A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter.
It was from Elaine.They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the StandardChartered advertisement."Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng.The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena.The content was simple. "NESCAFE".So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad."Ah! here it is."NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP".Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed.A month passed.And another.There was still no letter from Ella.The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came.It was scribbled and could hardly be read,but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.
The code-name was " SINGAPORE AIRLINES".
Why Singapore Airlines?Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.He flipped the pages frantically."Ah! Here it is!"Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair.
The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK, 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY, NON-STOP".
Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ngwith their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when theyreached 20, they were still virgins.Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" (handsomeguys).They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curiousabout their daughters' first-night experience.So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons,Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters andwhether you are satisfied.Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use codes to describe your experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off.A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter.
It was from Elaine.They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the StandardChartered advertisement."Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng.The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena.The content was simple. "NESCAFE".So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad."Ah! here it is."NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP".Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed.A month passed.And another.There was still no letter from Ella.The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came.It was scribbled and could hardly be read,but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.
The code-name was " SINGAPORE AIRLINES".
Why Singapore Airlines?Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.He flipped the pages frantically."Ah! Here it is!"Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair.
The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK, 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY, NON-STOP".
Why STADIUM SULTAN MIZAN collapse......
One day the Ultramen decided to hold a gathering. At first they thought of having the conference in Japan, Tokyo but after some discussion, the Untramen and women thought it a good idea to hold the gathering oversea.
After some deliberation they decided to hold their gathering in Trengganu, Malaysia as Malaysia is a land of different culture and contrast. Malaysia is truly Asia.
While Ultramen were having their conference, Lobster-man attacked as can be seen by the photo below.....
Lucky all the Ultramen managed to escape unhurt and manage to capture the lobster-man but the stadium roof has collapsed.......
A fairy tale
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
:-[
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
U dirty mind! Have a Great Week n wishing you happiness forever!
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
:-[
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
U dirty mind! Have a Great Week n wishing you happiness forever!
Friday, June 05, 2009
Mega-Wan or Mega-Wang.......
Just done a search on the company in the website of SC and cannot find the company as a licenced corporate advisor.
How do they provide the corporate advisory services is just a wonder?
Must be the richest corporate advisory company in Malaysia?
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Advisory company sues Port Klang Authority for RM148mil
KUALA LUMPUR: The controversial Port Klang Free Zone (PKFZ) project was in the news again when a private company sued the Port Klang Authority (PKA) for RM148mil for failing to pay its bill for corporate advisory services.
Mega-Wan Corporate Services Sdn Bhd claimed that it was appointed by PKA to provide corporate advisory services to it, its subsidiaries and all associated companies on Jan 15, 2006.
The plaintiff said it undertook various works, which included providing associated services to PKA on issues related to the PKFZ project
How do they provide the corporate advisory services is just a wonder?
Must be the richest corporate advisory company in Malaysia?
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Advisory company sues Port Klang Authority for RM148mil
KUALA LUMPUR: The controversial Port Klang Free Zone (PKFZ) project was in the news again when a private company sued the Port Klang Authority (PKA) for RM148mil for failing to pay its bill for corporate advisory services.
Mega-Wan Corporate Services Sdn Bhd claimed that it was appointed by PKA to provide corporate advisory services to it, its subsidiaries and all associated companies on Jan 15, 2006.
The plaintiff said it undertook various works, which included providing associated services to PKA on issues related to the PKFZ project
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
What is the minister trying to mean????
Ha ha ha what is the minister trying to mean when he said that the DOSH has yet to approve the demolition.
Does it mean that if not accident happen then it is alright to do the job without approval. ha ha ha very bodoh nya.
Looks like in Bolehland you can doing anything without approval provided not accident happens, if not you are in trouble......
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Demolition of Jaya Supermarket not approved yet (Update)
By MANJIT KAUR
GEORGE TOWN: The Jaya Supermarket demolition in Petaling Jaya had yet to get approval from by the Occupational Safety and Health Department (DOSH), Human Resources Minister Datuk Dr S. Subramaniam said.
One side of the building collapsed during demolition works Thursday and killed seven men.
He said that although the developers had received a permit from the local authorities on the demolition works, but it was only right to get DOSH approval as the department officers would have informed them about the safety requirements that needed to be met.
“They had applied for a permit to DOSH, but before they got the approval, they went ahead and started demolition work
Does it mean that if not accident happen then it is alright to do the job without approval. ha ha ha very bodoh nya.
Looks like in Bolehland you can doing anything without approval provided not accident happens, if not you are in trouble......
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Demolition of Jaya Supermarket not approved yet (Update)
By MANJIT KAUR
GEORGE TOWN: The Jaya Supermarket demolition in Petaling Jaya had yet to get approval from by the Occupational Safety and Health Department (DOSH), Human Resources Minister Datuk Dr S. Subramaniam said.
One side of the building collapsed during demolition works Thursday and killed seven men.
He said that although the developers had received a permit from the local authorities on the demolition works, but it was only right to get DOSH approval as the department officers would have informed them about the safety requirements that needed to be met.
“They had applied for a permit to DOSH, but before they got the approval, they went ahead and started demolition work
Monday, June 01, 2009
Model flees from her Kelantan prince, claims abuse
Ha ha Bolehland always makes headlines for the wrong reason. We have the famous C4 Mongolian girl, circus Perak, PKFZ fiasco ... etc etc etc and now the Kelantan denial.
Ha ha ha in Bolehland, macam macam also BOLEH can happen.........
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Model flees from her Kelantan prince, claims abuse
JAKARTA, May 31 — Indonesian model Manohara Odelia Pinot, whose family claimed was abused, fled for home today from Singapore where the Kelantan royal family was accompanying the ill sultan undergoing medical treatment.
Local press reports say the Indonesian-American beauty met her mother Daisy Fajarina in the city-state and flew home this morning.
She met reporters and told them she was no longer in love with the prince, Tengku Muhammad Fakhry, whom she accused of sexual abuse and violence.
“I am afraid of the daily sex abuse and violence,” the Banjarmasin Post quoted the 17-year-old as saying.
She married the prince last August 26 but her mother claimed she was kept incommunicado last February 26 after the family went to Mecca for a pilgrimage.
“I don’t sleep every day until about 4am in fear of getting an injection or being drugged,” said the model who was named one of Indonesia’s 100 Precious Women by Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
Family lawyer Yuli Andre Darma told reporters that Manohara has yet to decide her future and will stay at the family home in Slipi, west Jakarta.
“What is clear is she won’t decide in the near future. But it is up to Manohara whether she wants to return or not,” the lawyer said
He did not have details of Manohara’s shock return, saying all he knew was she met her mother at a hotel.
Ha ha ha in Bolehland, macam macam also BOLEH can happen.........
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Model flees from her Kelantan prince, claims abuse
JAKARTA, May 31 — Indonesian model Manohara Odelia Pinot, whose family claimed was abused, fled for home today from Singapore where the Kelantan royal family was accompanying the ill sultan undergoing medical treatment.
Local press reports say the Indonesian-American beauty met her mother Daisy Fajarina in the city-state and flew home this morning.
She met reporters and told them she was no longer in love with the prince, Tengku Muhammad Fakhry, whom she accused of sexual abuse and violence.
“I am afraid of the daily sex abuse and violence,” the Banjarmasin Post quoted the 17-year-old as saying.
She married the prince last August 26 but her mother claimed she was kept incommunicado last February 26 after the family went to Mecca for a pilgrimage.
“I don’t sleep every day until about 4am in fear of getting an injection or being drugged,” said the model who was named one of Indonesia’s 100 Precious Women by Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
Family lawyer Yuli Andre Darma told reporters that Manohara has yet to decide her future and will stay at the family home in Slipi, west Jakarta.
“What is clear is she won’t decide in the near future. But it is up to Manohara whether she wants to return or not,” the lawyer said
He did not have details of Manohara’s shock return, saying all he knew was she met her mother at a hotel.
Ha ha ha sour grapes and a chicken talk
Ha ha ha If no balls just shut up lah. Now talk cock.
The election result shows that about 40 % of the total voters of 15,000 are PKR supporters.
Looks like the Umno supporters, fence sitters and those who do not give a damn what happen or dead do not turn out.
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Umno says low voters turnout shows it was right not to contest
By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
PENANTI, May 31 — The Penanti Umno division chief today said the low voter turnout had proven the party was right in its decision not to contest today’s by-election dubbed by locals and party leaders alike as the most boring affair in the country’s modern electoral history.
Datuk Abdul Jalil Abdul Majid in an immediate reaction said the turnout, which stood at 46 per cent, half of what the percentage was in the March 8 polls, showed the people are tired with PKR’s antics of using by-elections as a tactic to conceal its internal problems.
“Most of them who did not turn out are Umno supporters. The voters have begun to realise the antics of this party,” he told The Malaysian Insider.
“We made the right decision not to contest,” he said further.
Umno backed off from contesting claiming that it does not want to play into the games of the opposition which it accuses of using by-elections as a way to hide its problems from its supporters and the public.
Embattled former Penanti state assemblyman and Penang deputy chief minister Mohamad Fairus Khairuddin had resigned following allegations of graft and paved the way for today’s by-election, the sixth in just 14 months after the 12th general elections.
PKR candidate, Mansor Othman, who faced three independent candidates in BN’s absence, won the state seat, garnering 6,052 from a total of 7,100 votes cast today.
Despite the win, the party had failed to realise its 7000 votes target and Abdul Jalil claimed this is a bad sign for PKR.
“The party will experience a downward trend in support,” he said.
Asked if he thought PKR and other component parties in the Pakatan Rakyat coalition would continue to use by-elections as a strategy to achieve its goals, Abdul Jalil said yes.
“I’m sure there will be more. As long as they need to cover their problems, expect to see more by-elections in the future,” he said.
The election result shows that about 40 % of the total voters of 15,000 are PKR supporters.
Looks like the Umno supporters, fence sitters and those who do not give a damn what happen or dead do not turn out.
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Umno says low voters turnout shows it was right not to contest
By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
PENANTI, May 31 — The Penanti Umno division chief today said the low voter turnout had proven the party was right in its decision not to contest today’s by-election dubbed by locals and party leaders alike as the most boring affair in the country’s modern electoral history.
Datuk Abdul Jalil Abdul Majid in an immediate reaction said the turnout, which stood at 46 per cent, half of what the percentage was in the March 8 polls, showed the people are tired with PKR’s antics of using by-elections as a tactic to conceal its internal problems.
“Most of them who did not turn out are Umno supporters. The voters have begun to realise the antics of this party,” he told The Malaysian Insider.
“We made the right decision not to contest,” he said further.
Umno backed off from contesting claiming that it does not want to play into the games of the opposition which it accuses of using by-elections as a way to hide its problems from its supporters and the public.
Embattled former Penanti state assemblyman and Penang deputy chief minister Mohamad Fairus Khairuddin had resigned following allegations of graft and paved the way for today’s by-election, the sixth in just 14 months after the 12th general elections.
PKR candidate, Mansor Othman, who faced three independent candidates in BN’s absence, won the state seat, garnering 6,052 from a total of 7,100 votes cast today.
Despite the win, the party had failed to realise its 7000 votes target and Abdul Jalil claimed this is a bad sign for PKR.
“The party will experience a downward trend in support,” he said.
Asked if he thought PKR and other component parties in the Pakatan Rakyat coalition would continue to use by-elections as a strategy to achieve its goals, Abdul Jalil said yes.
“I’m sure there will be more. As long as they need to cover their problems, expect to see more by-elections in the future,” he said.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
It this possible? Conned of RM6.8 BILLION
Ha ha is this possible? Conned of RM6.8Billion. Billion Billion...... This is about USD2 Billion.
No, definitely not possible. It is 20 billion rupiah and the actual exchange rate from rupiah is 1000 rupiah to 0.34 ringgit. So the Sultan of Brunei has lost RM6.8 MILLION and not billion.
Anyway it is still a lot of money for people like you and me.
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Brunei ruler conned out of RM6.8b: Police
JAKARTA, May 31 - The Brunei Sultan has lost 20 billion rupiah (RM6.8 billion) to a group of Indonesian con men posing as officials from Indonesia’s presidential palace, according to police here.
Commissioner General Susno Duadji, the chief of the National Police criminal investigation unit, put an end to days of speculation by confirming over the weekend that the victim was indeed Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah.
Gen Susno added at the media briefing that the con men did not speak directly to Sultan Bolkiah.
“They talked only with the Sultan’s adjutant, who was called from Jakarta,” he said.
Officials at the Brunei Embassy in Indonesia could not be reached for confirmation, as their offices were closed yesterday.
At least 32 foreign and Indonesian officials fell victim to the gang, said Inspector-General Hadiatmoko, Gen Susno’s deputy.
The local media, including The Jakarta Globe newspaper, said the con men pretended to be presidential spokesman Andi Mallarangeng and even President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono himself when they asked for money, ostensibly to help fund election campaigns.
The victims were asked to deposit the funds into various bank accounts opened under the name of the public figures to make the scam look convincing. The funds had been frozen and would be returned to the victims, said Gen Susno.
So far, 13 people had been arrested, but two, including the mastermind, were still on the run. – Straits Times
No, definitely not possible. It is 20 billion rupiah and the actual exchange rate from rupiah is 1000 rupiah to 0.34 ringgit. So the Sultan of Brunei has lost RM6.8 MILLION and not billion.
Anyway it is still a lot of money for people like you and me.
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Brunei ruler conned out of RM6.8b: Police
JAKARTA, May 31 - The Brunei Sultan has lost 20 billion rupiah (RM6.8 billion) to a group of Indonesian con men posing as officials from Indonesia’s presidential palace, according to police here.
Commissioner General Susno Duadji, the chief of the National Police criminal investigation unit, put an end to days of speculation by confirming over the weekend that the victim was indeed Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah.
Gen Susno added at the media briefing that the con men did not speak directly to Sultan Bolkiah.
“They talked only with the Sultan’s adjutant, who was called from Jakarta,” he said.
Officials at the Brunei Embassy in Indonesia could not be reached for confirmation, as their offices were closed yesterday.
At least 32 foreign and Indonesian officials fell victim to the gang, said Inspector-General Hadiatmoko, Gen Susno’s deputy.
The local media, including The Jakarta Globe newspaper, said the con men pretended to be presidential spokesman Andi Mallarangeng and even President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono himself when they asked for money, ostensibly to help fund election campaigns.
The victims were asked to deposit the funds into various bank accounts opened under the name of the public figures to make the scam look convincing. The funds had been frozen and would be returned to the victims, said Gen Susno.
So far, 13 people had been arrested, but two, including the mastermind, were still on the run. – Straits Times
Saturday, May 30, 2009
SPM limit unfair to students.... how????
How can limit act of limit the subject in SPM will be unfair to the students and suppress the right to knowledge and talent? Is examination the only way to test the talent and knowledge? ha ha...
If what Devamany and Theresa say make sense, then for STPM and varsity, the students should be allowed to take unlimited subjects or papers? Why only SPM allow to take more than 10 subjects?
Ha ha ha exams is not the only route to knowledge......
Devamany:SPM limit unfair to students
KUALA LUMPUR: Students planning to sit for Islamic studies, Tamil, Chinese, English and Iban languages should not be penalised by the 10-subject limit for the SPM examination beginning next year.
“The percentage of those affected by the scholarships was small at approximately 2.5%,” said Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk S.K. Devamany.
He said students must not be deprived of their right to sit for their mother tongue subjects and Islamic studies through extra papers.
“The limitation is due to allegations about the unfair distribution of PSD scholarships, said Devamany, who was commenting on the Education Ministry’s decision to put a cap on the number of subjects students can take for the SPM.
He added that the ministry must come up with clear guidelines on the Science and Arts stream packages and conduct a symposium with the parents to discuss the matter.
Seputeh MP Teresa Kok also felt students should not be restricted to only 10 subjects in the SPM exam, saying it was a suppression of their rights to knowledge and talent.
She said students nowadays were much smarter and it was easier for them to obtain more than 10A’s.
“The crux of the problem is the selection process of the Public Service Department which is unjust and unfair.
“We should not blame students for taking too many papers but this bunch of unfair and unjust officers who have created the mess year after year,” she said in a statement yesterday
If what Devamany and Theresa say make sense, then for STPM and varsity, the students should be allowed to take unlimited subjects or papers? Why only SPM allow to take more than 10 subjects?
Ha ha ha exams is not the only route to knowledge......
Devamany:SPM limit unfair to students
KUALA LUMPUR: Students planning to sit for Islamic studies, Tamil, Chinese, English and Iban languages should not be penalised by the 10-subject limit for the SPM examination beginning next year.
“The percentage of those affected by the scholarships was small at approximately 2.5%,” said Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk S.K. Devamany.
He said students must not be deprived of their right to sit for their mother tongue subjects and Islamic studies through extra papers.
“The limitation is due to allegations about the unfair distribution of PSD scholarships, said Devamany, who was commenting on the Education Ministry’s decision to put a cap on the number of subjects students can take for the SPM.
He added that the ministry must come up with clear guidelines on the Science and Arts stream packages and conduct a symposium with the parents to discuss the matter.
Seputeh MP Teresa Kok also felt students should not be restricted to only 10 subjects in the SPM exam, saying it was a suppression of their rights to knowledge and talent.
She said students nowadays were much smarter and it was easier for them to obtain more than 10A’s.
“The crux of the problem is the selection process of the Public Service Department which is unjust and unfair.
“We should not blame students for taking too many papers but this bunch of unfair and unjust officers who have created the mess year after year,” she said in a statement yesterday
Friday, May 29, 2009
Ha ha economy still not 'erect' after two stimulus packages.
Ha ha ha The economy of Bolehland is in trouble. Last time say no problem... fundamental still strong. The GDP in the first quarter strunk by 6.2%. The 'batang' of Bolehland economy is lembik or soft as taufu.
After two stimulus packages, the 'batang' of Bolehland economy still cannot stand or erect. Now need the third Viagra stimulus package. ha ha ha ha hope it works........
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Najib not ruling out nation’s third stimulus package
By MAZWIN NIK ANIS
PUTRAJAYA: The Government would not rule out introducing another stimulus package to help strengthen the country’s economy should the global economic situation deteriorate further.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the Government would do whatever necessary to lower the impact of a worsening economy.
“We will see. We will monitor the situation carefully,” he said when asked if the Government would come up with a third stimulus package in view of a further economic slowdown.
Najib, who is also Finance Minister, announced a revised Gross Domestic Product (GDP) for Malaysia this year, where the figures are now between -4% and -5%, compared with -1% to +1% previously.
Two stimulus packages have been unveiled to help the country cushion the global economic meltdown.
The first stimulus package of RM7bil was announced last Nov 4 and the second, the RM60bil Mini Budget, was tabled in Parliament on March 10.
They were designed to reinforce and stimulate the economy with high impact projects and those that yielded benefit to the rakyat.
They were also meant to strengthen national resilience to face challenges from the difficult global economic environment.
Both economic packages were aimed at boosting the economy mainly through infrastructure projects as well as loan guarantees and other measures, including employment.
About 42,000 projects worth RM5.6bil have been awarded and implemented under the two stimulus packages, of which 39,316 projects worth RM3.4bil were under the first stimulus package while the other package comprised 2,745 projects valued at RM2.2bil.
By the end of the month, all projects under the first package would be fully awarded.
Najib also said there would be new guidelines on the Foreign Investment Committee, which is in the final stages of revision.
“I hope to announce it soon,” he said.
After two stimulus packages, the 'batang' of Bolehland economy still cannot stand or erect. Now need the third Viagra stimulus package. ha ha ha ha hope it works........
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Najib not ruling out nation’s third stimulus package
By MAZWIN NIK ANIS
PUTRAJAYA: The Government would not rule out introducing another stimulus package to help strengthen the country’s economy should the global economic situation deteriorate further.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the Government would do whatever necessary to lower the impact of a worsening economy.
“We will see. We will monitor the situation carefully,” he said when asked if the Government would come up with a third stimulus package in view of a further economic slowdown.
Najib, who is also Finance Minister, announced a revised Gross Domestic Product (GDP) for Malaysia this year, where the figures are now between -4% and -5%, compared with -1% to +1% previously.
Two stimulus packages have been unveiled to help the country cushion the global economic meltdown.
The first stimulus package of RM7bil was announced last Nov 4 and the second, the RM60bil Mini Budget, was tabled in Parliament on March 10.
They were designed to reinforce and stimulate the economy with high impact projects and those that yielded benefit to the rakyat.
They were also meant to strengthen national resilience to face challenges from the difficult global economic environment.
Both economic packages were aimed at boosting the economy mainly through infrastructure projects as well as loan guarantees and other measures, including employment.
About 42,000 projects worth RM5.6bil have been awarded and implemented under the two stimulus packages, of which 39,316 projects worth RM3.4bil were under the first stimulus package while the other package comprised 2,745 projects valued at RM2.2bil.
By the end of the month, all projects under the first package would be fully awarded.
Najib also said there would be new guidelines on the Foreign Investment Committee, which is in the final stages of revision.
“I hope to announce it soon,” he said.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
More... bodoh remarks from Bodohland.
Ha ha ha... Who wants to die? Who knows when are we going to die? What makes the EC thinks that a healty person will not die? How can somebody be so insensitive?
Ha ha ha looks like in future all candidates must have a good medical report before they can contest. If the doctor can "certify" that the candidates can live for more that five years, it is even better. ha ha ha
Maybe not...... go and get the fortune teller to certify this, is even better...... ha ha ha
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Field healthy candidates, urges EC
By Adib Zalkapli
May 28 — With four out of seven by-elections being triggered by the deaths of lawmakers since last year’s general election, the Election Commission (EC) today urged political parties to field healthy candidates.
“It is not an offence under the election act, but we can only advise to choose healthy candidates,” said EC chairman Tan Sri Abdul Aziz Yusof when asked whether the commission would impose health requirements for election candidates.
Earlier, Aziz announced July 14 as polling and July 6 as nomination dates for the Manek Urai by-election, which was called following the death of Ismail Yaacob.
The other three lawmakers who died after Election 2008 are Datuk Razali Ismail of Kuala Terengganu, Datuk Dublin Unting (Batang Ai) and Roslan Shaharum (Bukit Gantang.)
Three other by-elections — Permatang Pauh, Bukit Selambau and Penanti — were called after the resignation of the elected lawmakers.
When questioned if holding polling on a Tuesday for the Manek Urai by-election would affect the turnout, Aziz said most of the 12,293 voters in the constituency are locals.
“In Manek Urai 90 per cent of voters are locals, they work as farmers, fisherman and only 10 per cent lives outside,” he told reporters.
Aziz said he would write letters to the chief secretary to the government, state secretaries and the Human Resource Ministry to assist outstation voters.
The commission expects turnout to increase slightly to 85 per cent from 84 per cent last year.
He also promised that the EC would not face logistical problem in the constituency situated in rural Kelantan.
“Not a problem, there are enough basic infrastructures in Kuala Krai,” said Aziz, adding that Kuala Krai District Officer Adnan Hussin will be the returning officer for the by-election.
On the Penanti by-election, he said the situation in the Penang state constituency was calm.
“Very calm but cannot set as very good example because the main party, Barisan Nasional, is not there,” said Aziz.
Ha ha ha looks like in future all candidates must have a good medical report before they can contest. If the doctor can "certify" that the candidates can live for more that five years, it is even better. ha ha ha
Maybe not...... go and get the fortune teller to certify this, is even better...... ha ha ha
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Field healthy candidates, urges EC
By Adib Zalkapli
May 28 — With four out of seven by-elections being triggered by the deaths of lawmakers since last year’s general election, the Election Commission (EC) today urged political parties to field healthy candidates.
“It is not an offence under the election act, but we can only advise to choose healthy candidates,” said EC chairman Tan Sri Abdul Aziz Yusof when asked whether the commission would impose health requirements for election candidates.
Earlier, Aziz announced July 14 as polling and July 6 as nomination dates for the Manek Urai by-election, which was called following the death of Ismail Yaacob.
The other three lawmakers who died after Election 2008 are Datuk Razali Ismail of Kuala Terengganu, Datuk Dublin Unting (Batang Ai) and Roslan Shaharum (Bukit Gantang.)
Three other by-elections — Permatang Pauh, Bukit Selambau and Penanti — were called after the resignation of the elected lawmakers.
When questioned if holding polling on a Tuesday for the Manek Urai by-election would affect the turnout, Aziz said most of the 12,293 voters in the constituency are locals.
“In Manek Urai 90 per cent of voters are locals, they work as farmers, fisherman and only 10 per cent lives outside,” he told reporters.
Aziz said he would write letters to the chief secretary to the government, state secretaries and the Human Resource Ministry to assist outstation voters.
The commission expects turnout to increase slightly to 85 per cent from 84 per cent last year.
He also promised that the EC would not face logistical problem in the constituency situated in rural Kelantan.
“Not a problem, there are enough basic infrastructures in Kuala Krai,” said Aziz, adding that Kuala Krai District Officer Adnan Hussin will be the returning officer for the by-election.
On the Penanti by-election, he said the situation in the Penang state constituency was calm.
“Very calm but cannot set as very good example because the main party, Barisan Nasional, is not there,” said Aziz.
Ha ha ha what the the bolehland think of next?????
Ha ha ha, anything can happen in BodohLand. An offence to call your wife ugly? Is it a good proposal? ha ha ha.... Sometimes just wonder how idiot can be DG.
I think the DG should also make it an offence to call any women ugly? After who like to be called ugly. ha ha ha
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Calling your wife ugly may become offence
By MUGUNTAN VANAR
KOTA KINABALU: Calling your wife ugly to humiliate her may soon be considered an offence under proposed amendments to the Domestic Violence Act 1994.
The amendments will include a clause on emotional violence against women who are currently only protected against physical abuse.
Women’s Development Depart- ment director-general Datuk Dr Noorul Ainur Mohd Nur said the aim of proposing the amendment was to safeguard women both physically and emotionally.
She said emotional violence was a form of abuse that would scar women deeply and lower their self-esteem, dignity and self-confidence.
“It could be a case when a husband tells his wife she is ugly or humiliates her until she feels emotionally pressured,” she told reporters at the end of a seminar on how to curb violence against women at Wisma Wanita here yesterday.
She added that they were in the process of bringing the proposed amendments to Parliament.
State Community Development and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Azizah Mohd Dun, who closed the seminar organised by the Sabah Women’s Affairs Department, said in her speech that there was a need for the law to protect emotional violence against women.
She said there were 99 reported cases of violence against women in Sabah in the first quarter of 2009 compared with 220 during the same period last year.
I think the DG should also make it an offence to call any women ugly? After who like to be called ugly. ha ha ha
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Calling your wife ugly may become offence
By MUGUNTAN VANAR
KOTA KINABALU: Calling your wife ugly to humiliate her may soon be considered an offence under proposed amendments to the Domestic Violence Act 1994.
The amendments will include a clause on emotional violence against women who are currently only protected against physical abuse.
Women’s Development Depart- ment director-general Datuk Dr Noorul Ainur Mohd Nur said the aim of proposing the amendment was to safeguard women both physically and emotionally.
She said emotional violence was a form of abuse that would scar women deeply and lower their self-esteem, dignity and self-confidence.
“It could be a case when a husband tells his wife she is ugly or humiliates her until she feels emotionally pressured,” she told reporters at the end of a seminar on how to curb violence against women at Wisma Wanita here yesterday.
She added that they were in the process of bringing the proposed amendments to Parliament.
State Community Development and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Azizah Mohd Dun, who closed the seminar organised by the Sabah Women’s Affairs Department, said in her speech that there was a need for the law to protect emotional violence against women.
She said there were 99 reported cases of violence against women in Sabah in the first quarter of 2009 compared with 220 during the same period last year.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
BN in denial mode.......... without issues... ha ha ha
Ha ha ha we use to have many ministers who make stupid remarks or statement. Now there is an improvement, the Deputy Prime Minister, Moooheeheedin.
Ha ha ha is it possible the no issues exist in this BolehLand? Any layman with some common sense will tell you it is not possible.
Ha ha there is a saying that if your conscience is clear why should you bother...... Ha ha ha
BN please stay in your slumberland and be a sleeping 'beauty' and dream on......
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Without issues, opposition using BN as punching bag, Muhyiddin complains
PENANG , May 25 - Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin said the ploy by the opposition in using the Barisan Nasional (BN) and Umno as their target and "punching bag" in the campaigns for the Penanti state by-election had been expected as they had run out of issues.
He said the opposition were resorting to personal attacks, slanders and manipulation of facts concerning Umno and the BN in their campaigns because they could not come up with development plans for the people of Penanti.
He said the opposition, particularly Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR), should take the opportunity to focus on the development agenda for the people of Penanti instead of criticising the government in their campaigns.
"As they have run out of issues, the BN which is not even contesting has been made the punching bag, but I receive feedback from the Umno division and state that their campaign was totally without focus," he told reporters after meeting with the Penang Umno Liaison Committee, here today.
Muhyiddin, who is also the Umno deputy president, said the opposition were telling the same old story on the Perak issue, transparency, economy and the BN's refusal to contest in Penanti in their campaigns but nothing about their plans for the constituency.
He said this when asked to comment on the criticisms hurled by the opposition at the BN and Umno in their series of campaigns to fish for votes although it was clear that the BN was not contesting in Penanti.
The by-election is being held following the resignation of incumbent Assemblyman for Penanti, Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin on April 16 to pursue further studies. Earlier, Mohammad Fairus had also resigned as Deputy Chief Minister 1 and as State Executive Councillor.
In the by-election, the PKR candidate, Mansor Othman, will face three Independent candidates namely, former Penang Parti Keadilan Nasional (KeAdilan) Wanita head Aminah Abdullah, company manager Nai Khan Ari and motivational expert Kamarul Ramizu Idris.- Bernama
Ha ha ha is it possible the no issues exist in this BolehLand? Any layman with some common sense will tell you it is not possible.
Ha ha there is a saying that if your conscience is clear why should you bother...... Ha ha ha
BN please stay in your slumberland and be a sleeping 'beauty' and dream on......
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Without issues, opposition using BN as punching bag, Muhyiddin complains
PENANG , May 25 - Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin said the ploy by the opposition in using the Barisan Nasional (BN) and Umno as their target and "punching bag" in the campaigns for the Penanti state by-election had been expected as they had run out of issues.
He said the opposition were resorting to personal attacks, slanders and manipulation of facts concerning Umno and the BN in their campaigns because they could not come up with development plans for the people of Penanti.
He said the opposition, particularly Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR), should take the opportunity to focus on the development agenda for the people of Penanti instead of criticising the government in their campaigns.
"As they have run out of issues, the BN which is not even contesting has been made the punching bag, but I receive feedback from the Umno division and state that their campaign was totally without focus," he told reporters after meeting with the Penang Umno Liaison Committee, here today.
Muhyiddin, who is also the Umno deputy president, said the opposition were telling the same old story on the Perak issue, transparency, economy and the BN's refusal to contest in Penanti in their campaigns but nothing about their plans for the constituency.
He said this when asked to comment on the criticisms hurled by the opposition at the BN and Umno in their series of campaigns to fish for votes although it was clear that the BN was not contesting in Penanti.
The by-election is being held following the resignation of incumbent Assemblyman for Penanti, Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin on April 16 to pursue further studies. Earlier, Mohammad Fairus had also resigned as Deputy Chief Minister 1 and as State Executive Councillor.
In the by-election, the PKR candidate, Mansor Othman, will face three Independent candidates namely, former Penang Parti Keadilan Nasional (KeAdilan) Wanita head Aminah Abdullah, company manager Nai Khan Ari and motivational expert Kamarul Ramizu Idris.- Bernama
Monday, May 25, 2009
Not fair for PKR to use BN, Umno as campaign material
Ha ha ha see now who is talking. If you do not use political parties as campaign material then use what? Bodoh nya.......
Talk about Mongol girl, talk about the Zombie's rape of Perak, talk about APs, talk about the three frogs in Perak, talk about BN @ Barang Naik...... ha ha ha
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Not fair for PKR to use BN, Umno as campaign material
PENANG, May 24 — The move by Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) and its allies to use Barisan Nasional (BN) and Umno as campaign material for the Penanti by-election is a clear indicator that they have no specific plans for development and community programmes in the area.
Penang Umno Liaison Committee deputy chairman, Datuk Zainal Abidin Osman said, it was not fair that PKR and other parties were filling up their ceramah sessions by condemning BN and Umno because they were not contesting.
PKR should use the campaign period to explain their plans to develop and improve the lives of residents there in the next two or three years, he said when met by reporters before the launching of a economic stimulus convention with Caely, here today.
“The contest in Penanti involves PKR and independent candidates, BN and Umno are not involved because we hold to our principle that there is no provision in the constitution to hold the by-election.
“It is not fair that they make us their campaign material. They should instead talk about the policies and principles they have and what role they will play as state assemblyman, because if they criticise Umno and BN we cannot reply as we are not contesting,” he said.
He said this when asked to comment on several ceramahs given by Opposition leaders in Penanti who use BN and Umno, the Perak Menteri Besar issue and sometimes cynical humour on the death of a Mongolian woman as campaign material.
Zainal Abidin said BN and Umno could not apply for a permit to hold a clarification session for any slander made by PKR and its coalition.
He said PKR was formed based on emotions, and for it to continue getting support the party must always evoke the emotions of its supporters to let the momentum last until the 13th General Election.
Based on the situation, he said, the opposition coalition were arranging a series of by-elections to provoke emotions.
“They know that their stories which are based on feelings of revenge, vulgar words and raising personal issues will be forgotten if not brought up regularly. They do this so the feelings of supporters for the party do not fizzle off,” he said. — Bernama
Talk about Mongol girl, talk about the Zombie's rape of Perak, talk about APs, talk about the three frogs in Perak, talk about BN @ Barang Naik...... ha ha ha
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Not fair for PKR to use BN, Umno as campaign material
PENANG, May 24 — The move by Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) and its allies to use Barisan Nasional (BN) and Umno as campaign material for the Penanti by-election is a clear indicator that they have no specific plans for development and community programmes in the area.
Penang Umno Liaison Committee deputy chairman, Datuk Zainal Abidin Osman said, it was not fair that PKR and other parties were filling up their ceramah sessions by condemning BN and Umno because they were not contesting.
PKR should use the campaign period to explain their plans to develop and improve the lives of residents there in the next two or three years, he said when met by reporters before the launching of a economic stimulus convention with Caely, here today.
“The contest in Penanti involves PKR and independent candidates, BN and Umno are not involved because we hold to our principle that there is no provision in the constitution to hold the by-election.
“It is not fair that they make us their campaign material. They should instead talk about the policies and principles they have and what role they will play as state assemblyman, because if they criticise Umno and BN we cannot reply as we are not contesting,” he said.
He said this when asked to comment on several ceramahs given by Opposition leaders in Penanti who use BN and Umno, the Perak Menteri Besar issue and sometimes cynical humour on the death of a Mongolian woman as campaign material.
Zainal Abidin said BN and Umno could not apply for a permit to hold a clarification session for any slander made by PKR and its coalition.
He said PKR was formed based on emotions, and for it to continue getting support the party must always evoke the emotions of its supporters to let the momentum last until the 13th General Election.
Based on the situation, he said, the opposition coalition were arranging a series of by-elections to provoke emotions.
“They know that their stories which are based on feelings of revenge, vulgar words and raising personal issues will be forgotten if not brought up regularly. They do this so the feelings of supporters for the party do not fizzle off,” he said. — Bernama
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Ha ha ha emulate the mamak king for pensioners....
Ha ha ha if you are retired and given jobs like advisers to Pertonas and Proton sure no problem.
Kalau retired no money and job and staying with sons/daughters/relatives etc, different story lah.... If talk too much like the old horse, kena kick out of the house. Do you think your son/daughter in laws like if talk too much or give too much problem.... Mahathir different lah, got money, jobs, power and a big title......
Ha ha ha this PM is really talking shit.......
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Pensioners advised to emulate ex-PM who is still sharp at 84
PEKAN: Pensioners should emulate former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, who is still sharp and energetic despite being 84.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said those who retained a sharp sense of mind and stayed healthy could make a significant contribution to the nation even if they no longer served the Government.
He urged pensioners to maintain a healthy lifestyle that would stimulate the mind and body.
“You need to find something that can generate and stimulate your mind and body, and among the ways are reading and light exercise.
“When you have a fresh mind, your body listens to it and becomes healthier,” Najib said in his speech before officially opening the 15th annual general meeting of the Malaysian Government Pensioners Association Pahang branch here yesterday.
Najib said he was made to understand that only 5% of government pensioners registered as members of the association, and hoped more could be done to attract a greater number of them.
Association president Datuk Abdul Ghani Sulaiman said its members fully supported Najib and would do whatever was necessary to make his 1Malaysia concept a success.
“We have all worked in the government sector and handled people from various races and backgrounds.
“We know we can put to our experience to good use and help make the 1Malaysia vision a success,” he added
Kalau retired no money and job and staying with sons/daughters/relatives etc, different story lah.... If talk too much like the old horse, kena kick out of the house. Do you think your son/daughter in laws like if talk too much or give too much problem.... Mahathir different lah, got money, jobs, power and a big title......
Ha ha ha this PM is really talking shit.......
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Pensioners advised to emulate ex-PM who is still sharp at 84
PEKAN: Pensioners should emulate former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, who is still sharp and energetic despite being 84.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said those who retained a sharp sense of mind and stayed healthy could make a significant contribution to the nation even if they no longer served the Government.
He urged pensioners to maintain a healthy lifestyle that would stimulate the mind and body.
“You need to find something that can generate and stimulate your mind and body, and among the ways are reading and light exercise.
“When you have a fresh mind, your body listens to it and becomes healthier,” Najib said in his speech before officially opening the 15th annual general meeting of the Malaysian Government Pensioners Association Pahang branch here yesterday.
Najib said he was made to understand that only 5% of government pensioners registered as members of the association, and hoped more could be done to attract a greater number of them.
Association president Datuk Abdul Ghani Sulaiman said its members fully supported Najib and would do whatever was necessary to make his 1Malaysia concept a success.
“We have all worked in the government sector and handled people from various races and backgrounds.
“We know we can put to our experience to good use and help make the 1Malaysia vision a success,” he added
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Phantom Money
Phantom Money
In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.
Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro 100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes Euro 100. The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay Euro 100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.The farmer triumphantly gives the Euro 100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit. The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his Euro 100 back and departs.
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.
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The above analysis may help solve the current financial crisis which is largely triggered by "phantom" money.
In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.
Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro 100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes Euro 100. The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay Euro 100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.The farmer triumphantly gives the Euro 100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit. The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his Euro 100 back and departs.
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.
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The above analysis may help solve the current financial crisis which is largely triggered by "phantom" money.
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