Friday, November 23, 2012

Steiff Dog Snuffi Hund 16 077333 With Tags 16 cm

Steiff Dog Snuffi Hund 16 077333 With Tags 16 cm (approx. 6"). No tears or stains. Excellent condition.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

LIMITED EDITION 2152 of only 5000 - Steiff Teddy Bear 1997 "SPRING FLOWER"

So very soft and sweet "Spring Flower"

This beautiful bear stands 13" tall to the top of his hat

I love the lime green color


He is very clean-never played with. He has been in a hutch sense purchase in Germany in 1997

So he's about to turn sweet 16 this Spring.


PERFECT EAR TAG (I forgot to take a picture of the back side of the tag-if you need to see,

I can take one-just send me a message :-) It says:

L. ED.

5,000 pcs.



C E on right side of tag

(gold colored rivet with Steiff imprinted on it holds the tag to the ear

Fabulous little Steiff Cosy Peky with Silver button, tag and medallion

Your looking at the the most adorable little Steiff short haired Pekinese Dog who is in immaculate condition so much so that his ears are still sllip stitched down (as made) ....
.Steiff Cosy Peky Pekinese 5070/20 full IDS.

Made by Steiff in Germany
Made of the highest quality dralon in a sandy cream and white with a darker muzzle.
This Steiff has been produced partly by hand
from original patterns, using the finest natural materials.
All bears & animals with the button in ear
have been made by hand with loving care.
Another secret of Steiff success is the bear & animal,
unique and inimitable expression.

Indeed is a typical Steiff expression! He has Black and white Plastic eyes and a stitched nose. his mouth is on a seam line and has the faintest hint of a little tongue.
He was born between 1968 and 1978... he does not look his age! He is sitting down and measures 8in/20cm tall and 9in/23cm from chest to tip of tail.This little dog would be a great addition to any Steiff animal collection.... go on grab a bargain! he has a low starting price to ensure a quick sale. Thanks for looking and please take a moment to look at my other items for sale.

This is a jointed ceramic teddy by Steiff and Enesco, as can be seen.

This is in really very good condition and comes with its original box, but there is no pewter miniature present.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Steiff Classic

Steiff Classic Bär 25 cm EAN 000423 aus einer Sammlungsauflösung der Bär wurde nur in einem Karton gelagert, aus einem tierfreien Nichtraucherhaushalt komplett mit allen Anhängern, siehe Scan !

nice Teddy from Steiff Classic Bear unused, no smoking and no animals at home, with all buttons

Monday, November 19, 2012

STEIFF Soft Teddy Bear Brown 30cm 022777


Low Value:$15.74 High Value:$20.31 Tag Color:Yellow
The Soft Bear. Machine Washable. Made in China
Limited Edition:No
First Year:2006 Last Year:2006
Material:Woven Fur
Inches:12 Centimeters:30
Box:No Certificate:No
Jointed:No Body Color:Brown

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Steiff Classic 1909 Chocolate Brown Bear, Jointed, Squeaker



Low Value:$92.09 High Value:$95.53 Tag Color:Yellow
Classic 1909 Chocolate Brown Bear, Jointed, Squeaker
Limited Edition:No
First Year:1993 Last Year:1999
Inches:9 Centimeters:25
Jointed:Yes Body Color:Brown
1995 Sortiment Page #:397
1999 Sortiment Page #:0
Eye Type:Plastic Eyes
Eye Color:Brown 1909 Chocolate Brown Bear, Jointed, Squeaker

Friday, November 09, 2012

Dirty Jokes

What did the battery say to the gynecologist? It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Meals on wheels

What is it called if two people in wheelchairs are having oral sex? Meals on wheels.

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

How To Grow Longer Cucumbers?

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Daddy, where did I come from? - Sex Joke

"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

How to have Standards?

Ha ha ha ha .......... Want to have Standards? Just use the Rakyat's money to achieve. Ha ha ha.......
  • Nigel Aw
  • 6:46PM Nov 6, 2012
Dogged by the high cost of the Pacific Asia Travel Association (Pata) conference held in April this year, Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen indicated that her DAP counterpart who had hammered at the issue lacked standards.

"Do not think them (attendees) as tourists, they are not tourists, they are leaders of the tourism industry.

"It is the most important (conference) in Asia Pacific, therefore we needed to ensure that the program projects an image of 'Malaysia Boleh'," she told Parliament this afternoon.

NONEShe was responding to Anthony Loke (DAP-Rasah) who had queried about the cost of the conference, which had ballooned from RM1.7 million to RM3.4 million.

Loke (right) had further went by it item by item, including a RM17,000 painting as souvenir for Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin, who officiated the event.

Among other items that Loke had highlighted on were the high cost of meals for conference members and a banner for the event that costed a whopping RM1,500.

"If RM150 per head for dinner in Kuala Lumpur, it is not an issue. If you cannot accept, then sorry, this is international standard, not Rasah's standard," said Ng.
azlanAt this, Loke stood up to interject, saying: "I know you have a lot of standard".

However, Ng refused to allow Loke to speak and shot him down: "You drop our standards, no need (to interject)".

Addressing the RM17,000 gift for Muhyiddin, Ng pointed out that Malaysian paintings have fetched RM30 million within three months this year.
However, Loke again interjected: "I did not say the painting did not have standard, I asked why the need to give one to the deputy prime minister, don't give grandmother's story".

Responding to this, Ng said: "This is to promote (our paintings) to the world, what is the trouble if we give a souvenir drawn by locals to our deputy prime minister? We can show (conference members) this is a painting by Malaysians".
Wee: Ng a 'tourist minister'
Earlier, Ng had poured scorn on Wee Choo Keong (Independent-Wangsa Maju) who labeled her as "tourist minister".

NONEWee (left) had accused Ng of spending more time being a tourist than tourism minister, including her trip to Austria to visit an ice hotel.

"I have never been to Austria before, you can check my passport," she said, accusing Wee of spreading falsehoods.

Wee then claimed that he could produce evidence of his claim, however, a fiery Ng demanded that they be presented to her immediately.

This eventually descended to a shouting match between the duo before Wee finally decided to back down.

Later, when exiting the Dewan Rakyat, Ng was greeted with cheers and applause from her officers for her fiery performance in the house.

Bringing your Pets For Holiday?????

Ha ha ha ...... Just see how innovative BolehLand's minister is. Issuing passports for pets? Ha ha ha ...
Don't the minister know that passports are for those who want to travel oversea.
Fancy bring your pet for holiday? In BolehLand it is now possible. The BolehLand government is going to issue passport for all pets. If  you have a frog, a cat, a snake, a spider or a lizard, now you can bring your pet for holiday? Isn't it wonderful? Ha ha ha ha .......
This proposal is from the PrawnMan minister. Ha ha ha ha ha ...
  • Bernama
  • 5:24PM Nov 6, 2012
Malaysia may make it compulsory for owners of pets to have a passport for the animals, Agriculture and Agro-based Industries Minister Noh Omar said today.

He said the document would provide for a complete data collection of pets, help contain viral diseases and assist in tracking down missing pets, among others.

“We would discuss this initiative with local authorities and responsible bodies before the Animal Welfare Bill is tabled in Parliament, possibly next year,” he told reporters after opening the World Organisation for Animal Health’s (OIE) 3rd Global Conference on Animal Welfare in Kuala Lumpur.

Noh said that currently pet owners in the country could obtain the pet passport on a voluntary basis, from veterinary hospitals and registered private veterinary clinics.

At today’s event, Noh also launched the National Animal Welfare Strategic Plan 2012-2020 which, among others, aims to ensure that the welfare of animals in the country was in line with the law and regulations.

The comprehensive guidelines include strategic approaches towards moulding a caring society that is concerned about the welfare of animals.

Noh said that the ministry was keen that the plan be emulated by countries attending the two-day conference. About 400 people from 70 countries across the globe are taking part in the event.

In another development, he said the ministry was ready to face the flood season, with the necessary measures having been put in place.

“Compensation for crops damaged or destroyed by the floods will be handled by the National Security Council. At the ministry, we collect information on those affected,” he said.

- Bernama

Monday, November 05, 2012

Making sandwiches - Sex Jokes

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Eating a sausage

One day Little Johnny asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room you and you're on top of Daddy, you say you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"

Saturday, November 03, 2012


A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join
her former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We
have five million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he
said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in
his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.  "Take her to Whirling

Friday, November 02, 2012

Three couples

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a
young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new
parishioners.  You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you
able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.

The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The man replied, "The first week was not too bad.  The
second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of
nights but, yes we made it."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church," said the pastor.

The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the
two weeks," the young man replied.

"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf
and dropped it.  When she bent over to pick it up, I was
over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome
in our church," stated the pastor.

"That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at
Wal-mart anymore either."

Thursday, November 01, 2012

The Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks "What
do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert.

"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"

"Her chest!" says Peter.

"Peter, get out!  Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher
with disgust.  "And you, Johnny?"

"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."