Sunday, October 31, 2010

What this idiot is trying to prove?

What is this idiot is trying to prove.

First say that there is a superbug detected Tuesday 26 Oct.

Now say superbug won't cause infection. ha ha ha ha ha

Maybe we should call in Ultraman to fight the superbug.

Liow: Superbug won’t cause infection
SANDAKAN: There is no reason to panic over the antibiotic-resistant superbug, Health Minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said.
“The superbug that we found will not cause any infection. It only colonises the body of the patient,” he said.
He had told reporters on Tuesday that a superbug had been detected in a 24-year-old woman, the first known case in Malaysia.
The patient has since recovered after being treated at the Ampang Hospital in Selangor.
Liow said that doctors must adhere to the ministry’s guidelines in prescribing antibiotics.
“Antibiotics must be prescribed accordingly as the superbug may become more resistant,” he said at the Karamunting community clinic health carnival here yesterday.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Is this really from Microsoft ????

Ha ha ha Is Microsoft getting desperate due to recession?

No, this is a scam using microsoft.

From the email address you know that this is a scam.

What will they think of next?

Attention;Beneficiary Winner Pin No:5388/10

Reply Mr Terry bledsoe

show details 10:10 AM (1 hour ago)

fromMr Terry bledsoe


todateSat, Oct 30, 2010 at 10:10

AMsubject Attention; Beneficiary Winner Pin No:5388/


Secret No:089188/10Winner Pin No:5388/10.

Microsoft Corporation EMAIL DRAW held 23rd October 2010. Your email address attach to ticket N0.089188/10 won £1000,000.00 GBP (ONE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS).

To begin your claims, kindly contact the events manager


PHONE:+447035993438 +4470457 26276


Mr Terry bledsoe
(Microsoft Award Promotion Coordinator).

Friday, October 29, 2010

I will be richer by USD$5.8 million

I do not know that I have relative(s) in Thailand.

But who cares, I am going to inherit $5.8 million.

I just do not understand why a bank should contact me. I thought it shoud be the aministrators of trust or executor of the estate of the decease.

But who cares, if it is money I am going to recieve I do not care where where it comes from.

Just wish me good luck.

I am going to be rich.....................

from Bank of Ayudhya Pcl,
todate Fri, Oct 29, 2010 at 7:23 AM

subject: Bank of Ayudhya PLC,

Bank of Ayudhya PCL,
Bangkok Thailand Branch Office
No.3 Rajdamnern Avenue,
Bangkok 10200,
Kingdom of Thailand.

Dear Valued Beneficiary,
We at this bank wish to congratulate and inform you that after thorough review of your Inheritance/Contract funds transfer release documents in conjunction with the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund assessment report, your payment file was forwarded to us for immediate transfer of a part-payment $5,800,000.00 United State Dollars to your designated bank account from their offshore account with us.

We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence outside this office since you do not have to pay any money or fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds transfer requirements.

The only thing required from you is to obtain the Non-Residential Clearance Form to enable us credit your account directly by telegraphic transfer or through any of our corresponding banks and send copies of the funds transfer release documents to you and your bankers for confirmation.

All you have to do is to follow our directives, your funds will be credited and reflect in your bank account within five (5) bank working days from the day you obtain this Non-Residential Clearance Form.

For further details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, you are kindly advice to forward the following information.

Youre full Names:
Contact Address:
Telephone/Cell & Fax Numbers:
Country of Origin:

Immediately to Mr. Nelson Poonyawitt (

Mr. Nelson poonyawitt
Head of International Transfer Dept
Bank of Ayudhya PCL,
Thailand Registered in Thailand.
Registered No: 1026167.
Registered Office:
No.3 Rajdamnern Avenue Bangkok.
Bank of Ayudhya PLC,

Thailand is authorized and regulated by the Financial Services Authority. Bank of Ayudhya PLC, Thailand adheres to the principles of the Banking Code.

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door, wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes....

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.When he came in the door and saw me, he said,

Blonde and brainy

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in Rooty Hill RSL.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.

"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to personally apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this!! I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap!!"

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Is This possible?

Ha ha ha ha this frog is talking cock.

Use your brain lah Mr Katak.

How is this possible? Look at the demise PR Perak gomen. Even DAP has majority, they still appoint a Malay MB.

Why this 'secret' pack is only PKR? Do you think PAS will just keep quite?

Do you think Anwar will allow this?

Do you LKS or LGE is that stupid?

Can we trust a Katak who has been 'bought over' ?

You may fool some people at some but not all people at all time.


Zul Noordin claims ‘secret’ PKR, DAP pact to ensure Chinese rule

UPDATED @ 07:43:57 PM 28-10-2010
By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal
October 28, 2010
KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 28 — Zulkifi Noordin alleged today that there was a “secret contract” between PKR and DAP that will ensure Chinese dominance should Pakatan Rakyat (PR) take over Putrajaya.
The Kulim Bandar-Baharu MP, an ex-PKR MP turned independent critic of the opposition, claimed that even PAS was not aware of the contract in an inflammatory speech in Parliament today.
“The contract promises that Chinese leaders in DAP will be given autonomy in Penang,” said Zulkifli told Parliament during the debate on Budget 2011.
The independent MP who was once closely associated with Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim lashed out at DAP, calling it a “chauvinist-infected party” and accused the party of being responsible for the May 13 riots in 1969.

My ATM has credited value of US$4.8 million ????

Ha ha ha ha....... I am going to recieve an ATM card with credited value of USD$4.8 million.

I just do not believe it ATM card with $4.8 million.

Better than striking lottery but the down side I do not have the $220.00 to pay for the courier charges.

Too bad I just have to forgo the $4.8 million.

Ooooo no, I think I should either ask the courier company that I will pay when they send me the card or to ask them to deduct their fee from my 'soon to recieve' ATM card.

Maybe I should tell them that after recieving the card they can follow me to the bank to withdraw money from the ATM card and I would not mind to even pay $2200.00 instead of $220.00.

I hope they will accept my idea as I an going to be a millionaire.

Your ATM CARD Parcel

Reply Payment Department
show details 10:05 PM (9 hours ago)

fromPayment Department

dateWed, Oct 27, 2010 at 10:05 PM
subjectYour ATM CARD Parcel

details 10:05 PM (9 hours ago)

This is to officially inform you that ATM Card has been accredited with your favor.The ATM Card Value with $4.8MILLION USD. You are advice to contact our Affiliate courier company with the information below.

NOTE: The only fees you have to pay is the courier company fee which is $220, contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how to effect the deliver fees of your ATM CARD.

Contact Person:Pon Bee


Best Regards.
Chai Son

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How to be a smart conman.

To be a good conman you must do/have the followind:-

1. Good english. As for the email below, this conman cannot even spell central right.
2. Be smart and at least use an email originate from Thailand. This email is from Japan.
3. Check your facts right. There is no such central in Thailand called "Central Bank of Thailand" and use the short term CBT. This conman does not know what CBT means.
3. Use a proper title. The title use is not right "Dear Fund Owners"
4. Use the correct information. Presently it is not even end of 2010 and the audit fot 2010 has completed. How can the "Long -awaited fund for the year 2010" be possible. Using 2009 makes more sense.
5. No name was mentioned as who sent the email.
6. The currency in Thailand is Baht and this conman wrote the email in $. Is this possible?

from Centeral bank Of Thailand"

todate Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 3:59



This is to notify you that during the auditing and closing of all financial records of the CENTRAL BANK OF THAILAND (CBT) it was discovered from the records of outstanding foreign beneficiaries due for payment with The Government Office. However, I wish to let you know that Your name came out as the next on the list of those who will receive their Long -awaited fund for the year 2010.

Furthermore,I wish to officially notify you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.Kindly re-confirm the information below to enable this office Proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays.

Furnish us with the information bellow:
4. AGE

As soon as the above information are received, your funds which is at the tune of $10,000,000,00 will be transferred to you through our online global wire transfer or through our bank delivery payment system.Awaiting your urgent response to this official Notification.




I am richer by $2.8 million

Ha ha ha I am richer by $2.8 million.

I am going to recieve a compensation of $2.8 million.

What is the compensation for?

Who cares if somebody going to pay me just accept.

Any way where the hell is Cotonou Benin Republic??????

Your Casher cheque ($2.800,000.00Million)

Dr.Zuma Balanji. show details 5:33 PM (22 hours ago)

Dear Friend,

Compliments of the season and God’s blessings from Dr.Zuman Balanji. I am the one who contacted you long ago, from Cotonou Benin Republic . I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund transferred.

Now I want you to contact my secretary on the information below:

Address: Avenue Jean Paul ,
BP 365 Cotonou Benin RepublicName;
Mr.David Leonard.
Email;( )
Tele: +229 9855-6769.

Ask him to send you the total sum of ($2.800,000.00) Your Cheque Draft which I kept for your compensation. Meanwhile, Remember that he will ask your for the bellow list:

Your Full Name.........................
Residence Address...................
Your Direct Phone....................
Your Office Phone....................
A Copy of Your ID....................

Yours faithfully.Dr.Zuman Balanji.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Is he a quack Loctor?

The bozo doctor has nothing to do.

Harping on petty things.

Revealing long sleeve blouse???? ha ha ha

I thought only have revealing short skirts, low cut front collar, revealing back or revealing see through shirts or blouses.

Revealing long sleeve blouse.... is some thing new.

Be a gentleman, if the lady dress nice and elegantly, just complement lah......

Teresa stands by her blouse
PETALING JAYA: Seputeh MP Teresa Kok stood up to accusations that her long-sleeved blouse was “too revealing” for Parliament, saying she saw nothing wrong with her choice of outfit on Thursday.
The MP from DAP, who wore the blouse made of sheer material and a dress, was criticised during question time by Datuk Dr Marcus Mojigoh (BN–Putatan) who complained that her outfit was revealing (menjolok mata) and improper.
“It was long-sleeved and not entirely transparent. I see nothing wrong with the blouse. I will continue to wear it in future,’’ said Kok yesterday

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Beggars can't be choosers.

Ha ha ha only two reasons??? Cannot be

How can that be, if I am poor and need to feed my family and myself can I be choosy or no self-discipline or complain that salary is too low?

Are these possible? definitely NO.

Beggars can't be choosers.

If they can choose then they are not beggars..................

ha ha ha ha ha .........

===============from the star============
Despite job opportunities, the poor being picky: Dr Subramaniam

KUALA LUMPUR: Many of the poor in the country have become choosy and refuse to accept certain job opportunities offered to them.
Human Resource Minister Datuk Dr S. Subramaniam said their attitude was preventing them from being gainfully employed, despite the availability of jobs in the country.
"Many do not appreciate the opportunity to work for a living," he said, adding that the ministry was looking for ways to change the mindset of this group.
He said recent figures showed that out of 242 jobs offered to the poor and hardcore poor identified under the e-Kasih database, only 32 people accepted the job offers.
"We can spend millions trying to help them but never achieve our goal unless they are willing to change their attitude," he said.
When asked, he suggested two reasons why they were not accepting the job offers or constantly job hopping.
"Either the wages are too low or they have no self-discipline," he said after receiving a mock cheque of RM7mil from Women, Family and Community Development Minister Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil for the implementation of the Azam Kerja project.
The sum had been allocated for the project under the National Key Result Areas (NKRAs), to lift poor and hardcore poor families identified under the e-Kasih system out of poverty by offering them job opportunities with wages ranging from RM450 to RM1,200 per month.
A total of 10,448 poor and hardcore poor people have been identified under the e-Kasih system.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Horror crash: Bus was in good condition, says Transport Minister

Ha ha ha just read the two report below?

What the Transport Ministry and Police are trying to prove?

Before the full investigation is completed, start to make comments.

Is this fair to the dead???????

Horror crash: Bus was in good condition, says Transport Minister (Updated)
TAMPIN: The express bus involved in Sunday's accident which killed 12 people was in good condition, preliminary investigations have revealed.
The three-year-old bus had also undergone Puspakom checks in May and was due for the next round of inspection at the end of November.
Transport Minister Datuk Seri Kong Cho Ha said the 52-year-old driver as well as the bus had also not been issued with any summonses previously.
"My officers have conducted preliminary checks on the bus and it seems to be in fairly good condition. The bus is quite new, even the tyres were good," he told reporters after visiting the accident scene Monday.


Horror crash: Police say no proof bus was speeding
KUALA LUMPUR: There is no evidence so far that the express bus involved in the fatal crash in Simpang Ampat on Sunday was speeding.
"There were media reports of a passenger claiming the bus was speeding, but when we questioned the particular person, she claimed to be sleeping prior to the bus crash," said Federal traffic chief Senior Asst Comm Datuk Abdul Aziz Yusof, and urged all parties to stop speculating.
He also said 52-year-old bus driver, who perished in the accident, had a clean traffic record.
"Initial investigations revealed that he did not have any summonses, neither did the bus he was driving have any record of traffic offences," he added.