Late for work

The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again, took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?"

"Character, like a kettle, once mended, always requires repairs."Anonymous

A Wedding Had More Attendees than the National Day Celebration???

Looks like it is definite a 'World Record'. A wedding has more attendees than a National Day's Celebration.

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Ali Rustam's son's wedding sets M'sian record

Bernama
7:58PM Sep 30, 2012

Some 130,000 guests attended the wedding of the eldest son of Malacca Chief Minister Mohd Ali Rustam and Asmah Abdul Rahman at Dewan Tun Ali Bukit Katil, Ayer Keroh.

The joyous ceremony for Mohd Ridhwan, 26, and his wife, Nur Azieha Mohd Ali, also 26, lasted eight hours, beginning 10am.

Among notable guests were Selangor Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah, Malacca Yang DiPertua Negeri Mohd Khalil Yaakob, Home Deputy Minister Abu Seman Yusop and former Malacca chief minister Abu Zahar Ithinin who is also the bride's grandfather.

The couple met each other 10 years ago, through tuition class.

Nur Azieha received a golden token of RM6,000 and dowry of RM22,222.22 from the bridegroom.

The figure also earned the reception a place in the Malaysia Book of Records for the most number of guests attending a wedding reception.

MBR representative Zulhairi Md Zin presented a certificate to Mohd Ali to mark the achievement.
- Bernama

"Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone."Anonymous

Steiff Lion

Just bought a Steiff Lion. Cute isn't it? It is a key chain and the lion is 4 inches tall. Steiff number is 110238

"At a distance from home a man is judged by what he means."Anonymous

STEIFF Beige Classic Teddy Bear W/ Poseable Joint

Just bought a Steiff Bear. Cute and nice.

Features: Brand / Designer: STEIFF


Item Type: Classic Teddy Beat With Poseable Joint, Soft Fur & Yellow Tagged Ear

Colour: Beige

Material: Mixed Materials

Description: This is a Steiff classic collectable teddy bear. The bear does not have a name and simple bares a label on the front that says ''classic''. It has fully poseable joints and features light brown pads and a dark nose, the bear comes with very long fluffy fur and large pads along with a working voice box. It would be perfect for any collector or for any lover of teddy bears.

Accessories: None

Condition: This item is in a good condition, the labels are slightly worn. Please review the photos above for more details.

Age: 5-10 years old

Dimensions: 19cm (w) x 10cm (d) x 33cm (h).