Sh*t

Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes "What does that mean?" his mother says " Oh that means putting on makeup"

Little Johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other dicks and pussys Johnny askes "what does that mean" and they said "it means hats and coats"

Little Johnney walks into the kitchen and he hears the word F*CK!

Johnny askes his dad "what does that mean" his dad says it means "stuffing the turkey". Then there was a knock on the door. Johnny opens it . His aunt and uncle were there. Johnny says to them " here let me take your dicks and pussys, moms upstairs putting shit on her face and dad's in the kitchen F*cking the turkey!