Boys vs Girls

One day Little Johnny came home from school with a note pinned to his shirt.

The note read: Dear parent, apparently Little Johnny has been having some trouble with telling the difference between girls and boys. Please sit down with him and explain this. Signed, Little Johnny's teacher.

After reading the note Little Johnny's mom took him into her room and shut the door. "Okay Little Johnny," his mother said. "First take off my high heels. Then take off my panty hose. Then take off my dress. Now take off my bra and panties.

NOW NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL AGAIN!