Nice Bycycle

A little boy was riding his bicycle to school when a policeman stopped him.

"That's a nice bicycle you've got there," said the policeman. "Did Santa give it to you?"

"Yes," replied the little boy.

"Next time, could you ask Santa to put a red reflector on the back, because I'm going to give you a ticket."

The little looked at the policeman's horse, and said:

"Nice horse, did Santa give it to you?"

The policeman laughed, and said:

"Yes."

"Then next time could you ask him to put the dick UNDER the horse instead of ON it."