Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how she knew. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!"