A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas."
The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."