A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other."
The tattoo artist begins
his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my
customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a
Christmas tree on the other?"
"Well, if you really want to know," she
firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never
anything to eat between the holidays."