There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...
1) would treat
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and
there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have
no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the