Saturday, November 03, 2012


A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join
her former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We
have five million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he
said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in
his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.  "Take her to Whirling

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