One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a
solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being
very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee
out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some
honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I
feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the
bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever,
just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis
with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle
strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The
young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud,
"Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's
breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point,
suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do
you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating,
replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"