What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do a
gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it
but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time
in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between love,
true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women
What's the definition of a male chauvinist
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do blondes
and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who
can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the
most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping
A pick pocket snatches watches.