What's the difference between oral sex and anal
sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do a
gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it
but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time
in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between love,
true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
How do
you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
What should
you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a
lubricant.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women
wild?
Money.
What's the definition of a male chauvinist
pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Why
do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their
minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do blondes
and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of
semen.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not
hard.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who
can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the
most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last
donut!
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping
Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
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