Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by
and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the
flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench
from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a
tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet,
six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his
head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height,
and she gives us the length!"