The top 10 stupidest animals
Sharks only swim around and eat stuff. They're pretty good at it though.
Ants work almost all the time and are way too stupid to ask for a raise. How stupid isn't that?
8: Polar bear
You know, there are seals in much warmer and nicer places! Well, you don't know because you're a stupid bear!
Dogs either obey humans or do something stupid. Nothing smart in those barking beasts.
6: Lemmings (Lemmus lemmus)
If everyone else jumps out of the cliff, it's probably a good idea, the lemmings think.
Running around in the forest and looking smart is not smart! It just makes noblemen want to hunt you. Act cute and stupid and you would have been on place 7 on this list instead.
Cows are extremely smart and have solved all the world's problems. They have even made themselves tasty so that humans make more of them. Unfortunately their last invention was making themselves extremely empty-headed (probably in the part of the "getting tasty" process as brain isn't that tasty and there is a shortage om zombies these days).
Have you ever seen a dragon? I guess not, because they got extinct and that is the most stupid thing you can do.
Just like teenagers they only swim around and have fun instead of building stuff that can kill. It works well as long as humans think they are cute and want to have sex with them, but it's not smart.
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