Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Aussie Humour

Mohammed entered his classroom.

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammed".... answered the kid.

"We are in Australia now and there is no "Mohammed".

From now on your name will be "Bruce" replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home.

"How was your day Mohammed?" asked his mother.

"My name is not 'Mohammed'.

I am in Australia and now my name is 'Bruce'."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you." and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him savagely too.

The next day Mohammed returned to school.

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked: "What happened to you little Bruce?"

"Well, Miss, two hours after becoming Australian I was attacked by two fuckin’ Arabs!..."

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