The Pill

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex.  The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it
into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor. She says, "Doc,
the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you
said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes
all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my
clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was
that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any
damages."

"Naah... ", she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to
Denny's anyway."