Do You Know Someone Like That...........?

Do You Know Someone Like That...........?

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house..To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung asign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!

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*One day I was walking down the beach withsome friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!'Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked theestate agent which direction was north becausehe didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'My brother explained that the sun rises in the eastand has for sometime. She shook her head and said,'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'
They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,when we overheard an admin girl talking about thesunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.She drove down in a convertible, but saidshe 'didn't think she'd get sunburnedbecause the car was moving'.
They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her carwhich is designed to cut through a seat beltif she gets trapped.. She keeps it in the car boot.
They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a womanwith a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must ripout every time she turns her head!"I had to explain that a person's nose and earremain the same distance apart nomatter which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us !

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.The woman there smiled and told me not to worrybecause she was a trained professional andsaid I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,'Has your plane arrived yet?'....(I work with professionals like this.)
They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a manordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone andthe cook asked him if he would like it cutinto 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some timethen said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungryenough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!

And last, but not least: Dumb as a box of Rocks

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote and their vote equals ours and they also reproduce!