Thursday, June 17, 2010

This one made me laugh

This one made me laugh

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight.

Being a little concerned, he asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples! pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very profes sional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight.

'You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said.

'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.