This one made me laugh
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight.
Being a little concerned, he asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples! pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very profes sional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight.
'You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said.
'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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