What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day Jack went into town and went into a shop.
He was only in there for about 5 minutes, when he came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
He went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?
'He ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So he called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So he called him a s---head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more Jack abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, Jack didn't care.
Coz''''He'd gone into town by bus.
He was try to have a little fun each day now that he's retired.
It's important at his age..........