Thursday, April 21, 2011

Male / Female Translator


Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What's wrong? = I'm guessing sex is out of the question
I'm bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I'd like to fuck right now
I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let's talk = I'd like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

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