Saturday, May 14, 2011

If Women Had A Penis They Would…

1.Get ahead faster in the corporate world.

2.Get a blow job.

3.Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

4.Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

5.Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.

6.Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

7.Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

8.Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

9.Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eye and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

10.And the best thing women would do if they woke up with a penis?

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