A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asks, "What size?"
The man replies, "Size? I
didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his dick by
sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back
there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her
legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When the they return, the cashier
asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To
hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"