The manager was having
difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more
layoffs. But there were only two possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going
to be a hard decision - they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified
- but one had to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and
then decide.
So he called Mary in first.
"I'm sorry," he began, "I've got some bad news. I'm going to have to lay you or
Jack off."
She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied: "Well, can you jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"
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