A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop.
When the bus starts on its way the driver says to
the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The
hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every
Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If
you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you
are god and you could command her to have sex with you.
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on
Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight
sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie
jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will
answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might
keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to
this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and
rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up
and shouts "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"