A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets — but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally."
The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she
has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child,
a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just
happened — I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet." The mother explains
everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.
weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and says,
"You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to tell the daughter the
Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother
and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts him
and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The son says, "No, Mom — I was
masturbating and shot the dog!"