You have two cows. You sell one and bought a baby bull. Nurse and feed it well; They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows, Then re-mortgage the investment of the four cows for eight cows and continue to do likewise, The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets, No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cows? Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died, You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the loan ??? Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market!
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu" (hokkien for: always make noise and whine a lot)