A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK ...........
You know there are so many TV channels in the UK, each starved of new programs.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow
disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ...
The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
The program was never aired...............